Uber Drivers, What are the DEEPEST DARKEST Secrets You've Overheard in your Car?

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🗓️ 19 May 2025

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0:00.0	What are the deepest, darkest secrets you've overheard in your Uber?
0:05.0	I could go on for days with these, but this one takes the cake. It's not a secret, just one of
0:10.3	many insane experiences. So, I picked up a guy in a suit at around 6pm on Tuesday near Venice,
0:16.5	California. He told me to take him downtown, and as per usual, I asked if he had a preferred route, and he said,
0:22.5	No, whatever's quickest. We get going, and the usual banter begins. So, how long have you been
0:27.9	driving for Uber? I said, a year or so, it's a great job. He says, oh, cool, where do you stay at?
0:34.8	And I answer, in the valley. And he says, Oh, nice, nice.
0:39.3	So, how long have you been driving for Uber?
0:41.3	I paused and kind of half smiled, thinking he's messing with me.
0:45.3	He wasn't.
0:46.3	So I answered verbatim.
0:47.3	One year or so, it's a great job.
0:49.3	He goes,
0:50.3	Oh, cool.
0:51.3	Where do you stay at?
0:53.3	This repeated three more times before I finally answered it differently saying, I just started,
0:58.1	it's not for me.
0:59.3	And him replying, oh, cool, where do you stay at?
1:02.7	I answered one last time the original way, but then finally silence.
1:07.1	By this point I was on the 10 highway, stuck in rush hour traffic.
1:10.6	I look at my rear view and he's rubbing his head and hair profusely, like someone going through
1:14.8	withdrawals.
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