What's the weirdest, most disturbing thing you've seen in a customer's house?

I was a carrier for the post office. When you first start, you only have one route one day a week.

Every other day you cover for someone who calls in sick or is on vacation or something like that.

So one day I covered for a different carrier who was sick. I got to one house and they have like four packages.

On the front door there was a sign that said, please don't knock or ring, just open door and leave the packages behind the door.

So I'm like, okay, this is weird, but whatever. It must happen a lot because the sign was old and dusty.

So I opened the door, went in, and the house is normal. I bend down to put the packages

down neatly. As I rise back up, there's this old dude who had to be like 60 or 70, just standing

there in really tight jeans, a really tight tank top, with a clearly dyed jet black mustache

drinking beer out of a can with a straw. I naturally got scared for a second, so I told him,

sorry, you scared me. I didn't see you there. And he just says, that's because I wasn't here.

So, I just say, well, I'm sorry, and start to leave, and he says, hold up. Where is the name of the

person I was replacing? And I said, oh, she's sick, so I'll be covering for her today and possibly tomorrow.

And his words verbatim were,

Nice, maybe she should stay sick a while.

I'll make sure to wear something cute tomorrow.

I fake laugh and get the hell out of there.

Disturbing? Not at all.

Weird? A bit. I was a medical equipment delivery guy for a couple of

years, went into a dementia patient's house and had to instruct his caretaker on how to set up a large

e-tank of O2. As I was kneeling down, my phone went off with my really low-key notification tone,

which was a singular beep. Well, the pet bird nearby

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