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Am I the Genius?

Students, Have You Ever LOST IT at a Teacher?

Am I the Genius?

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Education, Self-improvement

4.6767 Ratings

🗓️ 18 May 2025

⏱️ 22 minutes

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0:00.0

Students, have you ever lost it at a teacher?

0:03.0

We got this admin in my school who we've nicknamed the Piccanator.

0:07.0

In my sophomore year, she was patrolling around the school,

0:10.0

fricking Dolores Umbridge style.

0:12.0

She loves ruining kids' days and she busts kids for the most minor of things.

0:17.0

This really annoying kid that no one likes came up and snatched my backpack and ran. So I ran after

0:22.1

him and ripped it out of his hands. Piccanator comes outside and immediately says,

0:26.5

You two, stop wrestling around and come with me. She escorted us to the office because apparently

0:31.4

we were wrestling and fighting. I tried to tell her that I was just getting my stuff back and she

0:35.6

was not having it. So I just said, well, I got my crap back, no reason to stick around now, and went to my next

0:41.6

class, which was starting shortly.

0:43.5

I got called down later anyway, but my admin pretty much told me she had overreacted,

0:47.9

and to just forget it happened.

0:49.7

Pickenator hates me now.

0:52.3

When I was eight, I had a sudden and intense urge to go pee minutes before the school bell was

0:57.2

set to ring for home time.

0:58.6

I asked the teacher if I could use the bathroom as I was desperate to pee, and she said

1:02.8

absolutely not, and that I wasn't about to trick her and sneak off home early.

1:07.5

I started begging her frantically, but she ignored me and started addressing the class about

1:11.8

what to bring for tomorrow. I felt my body give in halfway through her speech and just stood there

1:16.5

behind my desk. As the bell rang, all of the other children ran out of the classroom instantly.

1:21.3

The teacher approached me and said sarcastically, I thought you were busting to go, huh? I told her I

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