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🗓️ 18 May 2025
⏱️ 22 minutes
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0:00.0 | Students, have you ever lost it at a teacher? |
0:03.0 | We got this admin in my school who we've nicknamed the Piccanator. |
0:07.0 | In my sophomore year, she was patrolling around the school, |
0:10.0 | fricking Dolores Umbridge style. |
0:12.0 | She loves ruining kids' days and she busts kids for the most minor of things. |
0:17.0 | This really annoying kid that no one likes came up and snatched my backpack and ran. So I ran after |
0:22.1 | him and ripped it out of his hands. Piccanator comes outside and immediately says, |
0:26.5 | You two, stop wrestling around and come with me. She escorted us to the office because apparently |
0:31.4 | we were wrestling and fighting. I tried to tell her that I was just getting my stuff back and she |
0:35.6 | was not having it. So I just said, well, I got my crap back, no reason to stick around now, and went to my next |
0:41.6 | class, which was starting shortly. |
0:43.5 | I got called down later anyway, but my admin pretty much told me she had overreacted, |
0:47.9 | and to just forget it happened. |
0:49.7 | Pickenator hates me now. |
0:52.3 | When I was eight, I had a sudden and intense urge to go pee minutes before the school bell was |
0:57.2 | set to ring for home time. |
0:58.6 | I asked the teacher if I could use the bathroom as I was desperate to pee, and she said |
1:02.8 | absolutely not, and that I wasn't about to trick her and sneak off home early. |
1:07.5 | I started begging her frantically, but she ignored me and started addressing the class about |
1:11.8 | what to bring for tomorrow. I felt my body give in halfway through her speech and just stood there |
1:16.5 | behind my desk. As the bell rang, all of the other children ran out of the classroom instantly. |
1:21.3 | The teacher approached me and said sarcastically, I thought you were busting to go, huh? I told her I |
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