Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

On to the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

It's Jordan, Jesse Goe. I'm the Emerald butte, Jesse Thorn.

Jordan Morris, boy, detective.

Yeah, that's right, Jordan. It's fucking Pluot, season is back. Baby, I gotta...

I gotta bowl full of Emerald butte's down in the kitchen you wouldn't believe.

These gorgeous green hybrids are going into my mouth for munching every single fucking day.

So the Pluot, a combination of a...

Fucking a combination of victory and hot fire.

Wow. So it has a pit then. So it has a pit.

It does have a pit. Yes, it does have a pit.

It's a half plum, half apricot or apricot depending on your preference.

So you just... Are you just munching them by hand? Are you slicing them up?

Are you putting them on yogurt? Are you...?

That's a great question, Jordan. I'm inserting them rectally.

I'm glad you asked that.

Well, first of all, I would never insert them rectally without extensive carving

because you know as every Jordan Jesse Goe listener knows without a base without a trace.

However, I will say this.

I'm a fruit carver all day and all night.

All slice fruit until the cows come home and the reason is that I have three small children.

None of them will eat anything other than sliced fruit.

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