Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

On to the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

It's Jordan Jesse Goh. I'm Jesse Thorn, America's radio sweetheart.

Jordan Morris, boy, detective. Jordan, I know that long time, Jordan Jesse Goh listeners

miss when I just didn't have anything to say. So I would just describe the weather in Los Angeles

at the top of the show. Yeah, that's a bummer now. Nobody wants to hear that segment.

When I had run out of content literally at the beginning of the program and I would just

describe the weather. Anyway, here in Los Angeles, we had a tropical storm.

That's been what the fuck? Yeah, it's been weird and not fun. The weather. It's so weird and

gross. Last year I tried to adopt a philosophy of hot positivity. Yeah, well, you were living,

I mean, was one year ago you were still living in your non-air condition department, right?

Right. So it was a yeah, it was a survival move, the hot positivity. Yeah, it was like a trauma

response. Sure, exactly. And now, you know, and now I have a wall unit. God bless the wall unit.

And I'm a little more air conditioned, but the heat has just gotten so intense. It has eroded,

it has eroded the hot positivity that I had built up. The love of, you know, the love of

gene shorts, the love of, you know, taking a soda out of the fridge and sensually rubbing it

down my neck. All these things that I was taking pleasure in during last year's hot positivity.

I just I couldn't do it. I'm bummed. And yeah, then it was like, you're getting some rain,

you're getting some rain. And we were excited. But like, oh, but it'll also be hot. It'll

also be hot and weird. And you'll be itchy a lot. I'm so itchy. Yeah, one good thing happened to

me. One kind of summer thing happened to me. I was at this desert gas station, one vending machine.

The, you know, the convenience store is closed. It's dusty. I don't even know if these pumps work.

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