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Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Blastin' In the 80s with John Ross Bowie

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.83.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 October 2022

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

John Ross Bowie joins Jordan and Jesse to talk chopping food directly on marble countertops and truck mud flap rivalries while we also welcome in a new Powerhouse lyric submission and revisit the math on a certain malt related challenge. Check out John's new memoir "No Job For A Man" coming out November 8. Pre order your copy today!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

0:05.2

On to the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

0:10.8

It's Jordan Jesse Goe. I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart.

0:14.3

Jordan Morris, boy, detective. Jordan? Hmm. I've looked into the light of the sun.

0:22.5

It is blinded me. The sun specifically, Jordan of dads. The dad's son. The dad's son.

0:31.2

Yeah. S-O-N. Oh, okay. S-U-N. S-U-N. S-U-N. The one in the sky. But for dads,

0:39.1

I've looked into the brightest light the dads are able to generate. Let me guess. You went to some sort of

0:45.6

military museum. Can I have three guesses? I did see one of those 3D science museum movies and

0:55.3

it was narrated by Jim Carrey. Wait, what? That's unrelated. You know, those movies that you see

1:02.4

at a science museum? Yeah, yeah. Sure. The wonders of the Alps are deepest trenches. It was in our

1:10.0

deepest trenches and it had no other theme. It was not a coherent film. It was just we have a waterproof

1:18.0

3D camera and it was narrated by Jim Carrey. But Jordan, that's not what I came here to talk about.

1:23.7

Okay. Can I get two more guesses as to what the brightest light a dad can look into it? So it's

1:29.6

not a military museum. This was a dad moment that I looked into it. It wasn't a dad moment for me.

1:36.0

Okay. Okay. Yeah. It was Phil's dad moment. Okay. Well, I think I don't have enough information

1:40.7

to guess further. So I'll just let you continue and you know, I'll ask questions if I need clarification.

1:46.9

My brother and sister-in-law were married a couple of years ago now, but they just had their wedding

1:55.1

reception. Congratulations to Dan and Adriana. I love them both very much. Wonderful people. Good for

2:01.3

them. And they had an Instinson Beach, California, which is in- That sounded insincere. I am happy for

2:07.7

them. These people that maybe I've met once or twice, but can't picture. Yeah. You met them.

2:12.1

They're wonderful. Wonderful people. They had their reception in Stinson Beach, California,

2:16.9

which is in Marin County. Okay. It's a beautiful and slightly remote. I've never heard of it.

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