Tybalt's Hole

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Matt McCusker & Shane Gillis

Society & Culture, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.8 • 9.7K Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2020

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

In this episode we see the horrible butthole of Shane's Cat. Subjects also include: Shane on the peloton, The inter-generational trap of Walmart brain/body, The first Troop, and both of our current domestic conflicts.

Also, this should hopefully be the last of our Zoom Chronicles, as the studio should be finished by next week Lord willing.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	We on, we live, we're doing a mother-fucking thing.
0:05.0	Yes, it's time.
0:07.3	It is time, dude.
0:08.4	It's time to fucking rip.
0:09.9	It's time, dude.
0:11.2	You got beef going on. Yeah, dude.
0:13.4	I got mad beef.
0:14.8	You got beef in the house?
0:16.2	Me and Phil are beef in the last two days.
0:19.0	What are you guys beefing on?
0:20.4	Uh, he's working on the yard, like he's like planting flowers and shit. Yeah. And if he does something, he is such a dickhead.
0:31.0	What do you mean? Like because he's doing that,'ll walk around and be like what are you doing today?
0:36.0	Like just like just constant dickhead. Like so earlier today I did this interview with this Irish kid.
0:42.7	It was pretty funny.
0:44.0	And the one time he comes down the steps to work
0:47.6	in his computers down here.
0:49.8	Yeah.
0:50.5	The only time in the day he came down was,'m it's like a 20 minute interview he comes down like
0:55.7	Fucking dad walked down he needs to be here every time I record something he's like what the fuck
1:00.7	Shane like he like spazzed on it.
1:03.0	He's pissed.
1:04.0	Dude, he got pissed.
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