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🗓️ 27 May 2020
⏱️ 72 minutes
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Shane's hitting the Pelaton and eating real, real good. Matt's deep underground with very serious projects going on and is, regretfully, neglecting his body and its various needs.
Topics include: lady freaking out on the bird watcher, People who love the news (again) ((my bad)), Protecting our sweet daughters, the grim new reality of supermarkets, and more!!!!!!
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0:00.0 | All right, baby. We live, we live. |
0:02.6 | Yeah, I thought. |
0:04.6 | We're just carrying over a conversation we're just having. |
0:06.5 | I thought, genuinely, I was like, oh nice, if I don't drink for like a month, |
0:10.6 | I'm definitely gonna lose weight. |
0:12.2 | Instead, I've just eaten well my mom and daddy make dinner |
0:16.8 | so that I'm not used to I'm not used to having more than one serving even available |
0:20.9 | usually just whatever I order. |
0:23.2 | That's it. |
0:24.2 | Now there's like I can finish eating a full dinner and immediately go eat dinner. |
0:28.2 | Before this podcast I had a bowl of spaghetti. |
0:32.0 | Start holding it down like that in restaurants when everything goes back to the home, |
0:35.6 | it's like go immediately to the back of the kitchen with your plate and just go like to a big pot. |
0:39.4 | Well, I'm going to just get a half, half of what I just had. |
0:41.8 | All right. I'm just getting another portion I'm just |
0:45.0 | getting another 50% of what I just after this you'll be able to do whatever the |
0:48.0 | fuck you want in a restaurant you just go in the kitchen make what I'm getting |
0:51.0 | I'm getting seconds what do you guys here I'll go somewhere else. I will go somewhere else. You guys are lucky here right now. I can't have a second half portion to finish myself off to make sure that I'm immobile. I need my stomach to be heavy now. |
1:07.0 | Yeah, it's uh, yeah, just threaten to like spit on them, be like, I'll come back here, I'll spit on all the food, |
1:13.2 | dude. Actually, you can do that pretty cronies. |
1:16.1 | Just hold people. Speaking of holding people hostages, you see that Amy Cooper lady, |
1:20.4 | strangle her Dog? What? |
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