Fueled By Hate

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Matt McCusker & Shane Gillis

Society & Culture, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.8 • 9.7K Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2020

⏱️ 110 minutes

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Summary

OMFG Shane just got in a car accident on the way to Best Buys to get a cord for the X Box! He's okay tho. Car's a little jacked up. Matt's planning a wedding at the local armory and is also suffering from upper thoracic back pain (not his first time.) The two gather and talk about Matt's Patriotic 2020 wedding, Industries ruled by female desire, Shane's basement behavior, and MORRRRRREEEE!!!

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0:00.0	What up, dude? We live. Yes. Yes.
0:03.0	Yes. Motherfucking thing.
0:05.0	Yes. Close this shit out. There we go.
0:07.0	All right. There we go. We're full screen.
0:09.0	What's up, bro?
0:10.0	Chilling, man.
0:11.0	Straight up, fucking chilling.
0:13.2	Yeah, dude, quarantine sucks.
0:15.3	Yeah, I'm starting to...
0:17.3	It's just chilling, dude.
0:18.3	This is the first time I've not been rolling around.
0:21.2	Yeah, it's tough, dude. Since the quarantine started, this is the first time I've been in the spot that wasn't party time.
0:28.0	Oh, yeah, you really are. You're a fish on land right now. I dude no booze since I left Stanhopes any beers with your dad I tried to I had one glass of cranberry vodka during the actually was vodka soda a splash of cranberry
0:46.5	during the uFC fight I was I was excited yeah to it to get that going and then I had one
0:51.6	glass and I was just like I'm not dragging.
0:54.0	Yeah I mean what's your do you get hammered at family parties or how do you feel about that?
0:59.0	I did when I was younger like back when it was like I was excited to be drinking with the adults.
1:04.8	Yeah. And now like half my family like can't drink anymore. They're all alcoholic
1:11.0	geezers so they all had to some of them stopped yeah i've now it's just it's not as fun
1:16.5	no every time I get like drunk enough at a wedding I end up just like seeing when my uncle's
1:21.6	also drunk and like talking I'm also like I'm usually
1:23.9	kind of stoned enough to where I'm talking to them and I'm like this is
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