Two Tops with Luenell
Dear Chelsea
iHeartPodcasts
4.2 • 3.9K Ratings
🗓️ 21 May 2026
⏱️ 50 minutes
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Summary
The iconic Luenell is back to discuss why all men need therapy, opening a brothel next door to Chelsea’s, and why she can talk about crack in front of her daughter. Then: A wife wonders if she should dose her husband with a little Xanax. A 30-something is curious about sugaring. And mom-to-be wonders who to tell when her ex goes awol.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an IHeart podcast. |
| 0:03.0 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.9 | Okay, guys, here are my dates for the High and Mighty tour in May. |
| 0:07.9 | The 30th of May I will be in Vegas at my residency. |
| 0:11.1 | In June, I will be in Saratoga Springs, New York, Portchester, New York. |
| 0:15.4 | I'm coming to Boston at the Wang Theater. |
| 0:17.5 | I'll be in Portland, Oregon, Seattle, and then Hyannis, Massachusetts, |
| 0:22.1 | and then two shows in Nantucket. In August, you can find me in Red Bank, New Jersey, |
| 0:29.3 | Montclair, New Jersey, and Calgary. That's Canada. And September, I will be in Santa Barbara, |
| 0:34.7 | San Diego, New York City, Philly, and New Haven, Connecticut. |
| 0:38.7 | October is Atlanta, Baltimore, Saginaw, Michigan, Pittsburgh, Toronto, Boise, Idaho, and Spokane. |
| 0:47.4 | And then in November, I'll be in San Francisco. |
| 0:49.7 | I'm coming to Salt Lake City, Austin, Houston, Dallas, babies, I'll be there. |
| 0:54.1 | And then in December, I am closing, babies, I'll be there. |
| 0:58.4 | And then in December, I am closing out my tour in Denver and Vancouver. |
| 1:02.8 | So get your tickets at Chelseahandler.com for the high and mighty tour. |
| 1:04.4 | Hello. |
| 1:06.3 | Hi, Chelsea. |
| 1:08.0 | Hi, everybody. |
| 1:11.1 | I am high and mightied. |
| 1:13.7 | My voice is gone. |
| 1:20.1 | My throat is sore because I was with Yamanika all weekend and she forced me to smoke marijuana. |
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