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Okay, guys, here are my dates for the High and Mighty tour in May.

The 30th of May I will be in Vegas at my residency.

In June, I will be in Saratoga Springs, New York, Portchester, New York.

I'm coming to Boston at the Wang Theater.

I'll be in Portland, Oregon, Seattle, and then Hyannis, Massachusetts,

and then two shows in Nantucket. In August, you can find me in Red Bank, New Jersey,

Montclair, New Jersey, and Calgary. That's Canada. And September, I will be in Santa Barbara,

San Diego, New York City, Philly, and New Haven, Connecticut.

October is Atlanta, Baltimore, Saginaw, Michigan, Pittsburgh, Toronto, Boise, Idaho, and Spokane.

And then in November, I'll be in San Francisco.

I'm coming to Salt Lake City, Austin, Houston, Dallas, babies, I'll be there.

And then in December, I am closing out my tour in Denver and Vancouver. So get your tickets at Chelseahandler.com for the high

and mighty tour. Chelsea, how are you? Hi, I'm Chelsea. What's your name? My name's Catherine.

It's nice to meet you, Catherine. It's nice to meet you. It's a beautiful day here in sunny Los Angeles.

It absolutely is. And safe in my house, my beautiful house. I live here now. It feels like you actually

finally live here. I've had people. I've had people staying here. I've had people staying here. I had

two of my openers that come on the road with me, Yamanika, and Megan Galey. They were staying here all week, so they broke in my guest room. Yamonika broke in my guest room for sure. Oh, broke it in, not broke into it. She broke it in. And that's a separate issue. But the house is starting to feel like a home. I had a dinner party the other night. I had like Six friends over. I'm going to do it again tomorrow night. I'm like slowly and the house is beautiful and I'm grateful that I have a gorgeous house to live in. It's beautiful. It's like finally all put together. And like the nice little touches are coming together. We've got our candle. Candle is going. I have a whole drug drawer. It's like everything is where I need it to be.

Party favors. Thank you. Incredible. I have an exciting update from a caller who took your advice and emailed me immediately after the call. Like within 24 hours. She had taken this advice. So this was Simone, who was on our Kevin Cain episode.

She had called in because she was like doing tarot, but, um, oh yeah, yeah, wasn't charging for it and then was like worried, you know, wondering. I'm getting a tarot card reading today, by the way. Oh, my gosh. At one o'clock. That's funny that you say that. How fun. Any particular reason? No, they just saw someone who said, can we give you a tarot card reading?

I said, sure.

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