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Guaranteed Human. Okay, guys, here are my dates for the High and Mighty Tour. In May, I'm coming to Saratoga Mountain Winery. That's in California, Saratoga, guys. I'll be in Monterey and I'll be in Modesto. And then on the 30th of May, I will be in Vegas at my residency. In June, I will be in Saratoga Springs, New York, Portchester, New York. I'm coming to Boston at the Wang Theater.

I'll be in Saratoga Springs, New York, Portchester, New York. I'm coming to

Boston at the Wang Theater. I'll be in Portland, Oregon, Seattle, and then Hyannis, Massachusetts,

and then two shows in Nantucket. In August, you can find me in Red Bank, New Jersey, Montclair, New Jersey,

and Calgary. That's Canada. And September, I will be in Santa Barbara, San Diego, New York City, Philly, and New Haven, Connecticut. October is Atlanta, Baltimore, Saginaw, Michigan, Pittsburgh, Toronto, Boise, Idaho, and Spokane. And then in November, I'll be in San Francisco. I'm coming to Salt

Lake City, Austin, Houston, Dallas, babies, I'll be there. And then in December, I am closing out my

tour in Denver and Vancouver. So get your tickets at Chelseahandler.com for the high and mighty tour.

Okay, hi. Hi, Catherine. Hi, hello. I don't know why I'm talking like that. I'm going to tell you congratulations for an amazing set last night at the roast. Oh, that was a lot of fun. It was a lot of fun at the roast. You looked incredible. The boobs were boobing. Like, you just, like, absolutely crushed it. Thank you. My favorite part

about the roast was that I was so touched by the audience's protection of me when anybody

went in on me for being old or ugly or, no, I don't think they said ugly, but whatever they said

or ugly or old, old. The audience wasn't, but I wasn't into it. And I liked, I was like, oh, I had, and that wasn't my audience. It was an audience. And I had never felt protected like that. And I was like, oh, I felt loved. Yeah. Yeah. And I loved, I just loved it. I had the best time, I had the best time preparing for it. I had to run around, rehearse my sets. I had to get a spray tan. I felt like Nikki Glazer all week. Incredible. I was like texting her. I'm like, I'm pulling a total Nikki. I'm like I, but I liked the preparation that went into it. And it was just awesome. So I had a great time.

I didn't realize it was at the forum.

I know.

I know it was.

It was really fun. That's exciting. Well, thank you. Congrats. It was really, really great. So in case you missed it, go check out the roast of Kevin Hart on Netflix. Should we talk about our guest today? Yes. Our guest today is Kevin Kane.

Oh my gosh.

You know him from Inside Amy Schumer and Law and Order SVU.

Please welcome Kevin Kane. Catherine's obsessed with SVU. So we're going to watch out. She's going to give it to you. Good. My husband and I have been rewatching from the beginning. I mean, it's kind of like who is it. How can you rewatch from the beginning? Who is that kind of time? Takes a long time. We're on season nine, I think, right now. But how many seasons of SVU are there? Well, I've been arrested on that show several times. So you'll see me a bunch before you get to my role now. You were arrested and then brought back as a regular. Yes, but I was never a creep, so that's the thing that let me come back as a cop.

Okay, Kevin, I just asked Kevin, this is my first time meeting you.

Nice to meet you, by the way.

We've actually been introduced a few times, but I do this thing with somebody who I love and respect.

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