Two Tongues, One Witch
Stiff Socks
Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios
4.8 • 7.3K Ratings
🗓️ 8 December 2019
⏱️ 8 minutes
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Summary
Michael hooks up with a witch, who teaches him sacred ancient witch knowledge about split dick piercings and asshole tattoos. Speaking of learning, the boys also discuss how weird it is that pretty much anyone can be a substitute teacher, why doing stand-up comedy at a detox facility is hard as fuck, and how cum is definitely soup.
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| 0:00.0 | All right, so this first one comes from Christian Lynch who wants to know |
| 0:07.0 | Dog |
| 0:09.0 | If he's Jewish I will lose my shit |
| 0:11.5 | This guy's just stray Muslim. All right go ahead. So he says if you could host a new TV show |
| 0:16.0 | What would it be like Michael being the host of America's next top football model? Oh? |
| 0:21.2 | Shit |
| 0:23.8 | Fat asses or thick glasses come back tonight and the show premise will be right |
| 0:30.6 | Let me guess it's a blurred image in front of you and you have really shitty glasses and you got a guess if it's like an |
| 0:37.4 | Enanimate object or a fat ass. So is it two basketballs next to each other or a fat ass? |
| 0:43.4 | I think it's a fat ass |
| 0:45.4 | What what what what are these so funny if it's always a fat ass |
| 0:48.6 | This one dude at home all pissed off man. I thought those can't elope |
| 0:54.1 | Bro just for once show me something like |
| 0:57.6 | Loan up garganzo bean |
| 0:59.8 | Oh, it was not a kiss if the entire this is goddamn bullshit. You mean a saturday from a museum. What's your show? |
| 1:09.0 | Oh my god, dude if I could be some after that devil fucking yeah, if I could host any show |
| 1:15.6 | Fuck dude |
| 1:19.2 | How's kitchen |
| 1:21.2 | That bitch so in that just what you just you just you just throw fucking shit her and she makes it disappear |
| 1:29.7 | Five seconds |
| 1:32.3 | Where did the hells go that just wings of the camera? |
| 1:37.2 | I want to reality show where Michael just breaks into houses that have just had like an extreme makeover homie |
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