47: Billie Eilish Dresses Like a Collage

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2019

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

The squad gets in to the ins and outs of turtlenecks, why hot teachers are so hot, and their weirdest roommate pooping stories. They also of course figure out the sound that their erections make. You're welcome mom.

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0:00.0	唨 Berahuhuhuh
0:09.5	I don't know.
0:10.5	I thought it was a little juicy.
0:19.5	They look like Mickey Mouse ears.
0:23.5	They look like Mickey Mouse.
0:24.5	No, they're like the little, if you look at those like cacti, is that the proler of cacti?
0:29.5	Cacti.
0:30.5	Cacti is multiple cacti.
0:31.5	That's the gender fluid term for cacti.
0:33.5	Cacti.
0:34.5	That's their pronoun.
0:35.5	Cacti.
0:36.5	Cacti.
0:37.5	You know what's funny about cacti as a man?
0:39.5	They always look at their, they always look at their like, oh.
0:40.5	Get held up.
0:41.5	Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
0:42.5	How the fuck can do it?
0:43.5	Come on.
0:44.5	They got like a broken window and a hockey puck.
0:46.5	Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
0:47.5	Come on, yeah.
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