48: Got Damn, My Dick Fell Off

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 December 2019

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Trev and MB get into some shenanigans on this one. They discuss racist old people, how to get the sex on a Greyhound, and dick appointments. They also learn what a Major Tom jerk of strategy is. We have college degrees. Lol.

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0:00.0	Maybe she all done seeing my dick.
0:02.0	Oh my god.
0:03.0	Maybe it's weird I'll put my dick in.
0:04.5	No damn, shard it.
0:05.5	We'll find the dick in.
0:06.5	Did you check your hand?
0:07.5	Oh god damn it.
0:08.5	It's from my left hand the whole time.
0:09.5	It's in the goddamn dishwasher.
0:11.5	Dude, grandparents just let it rip bro.
0:15.0	They don't let out of every hole.
0:17.3	They be farted.
0:18.3	They don't.
0:19.3	Grandpas, grandpa's especially.
0:21.8	Old dudes let it rip.
0:24.5	Grandpas sounds they don't give a fuck about you.
0:27.0	You coming to a contact with a grandfather in the bathroom?
0:30.0	It sounds like a beaten machine.
0:31.5	What are you doing?
0:32.5	Oh god damn, I just farted.
0:34.5	Oh fuck.
0:35.5	Oh god damn.
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