Two's Company

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 16 April 2014

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Judged by Guest Judge Jesse Thorn, and bailiffed by Jordan Morris! Margaret files suit against her male housemate and best friend, who's lied to his family about living with a woman. She wants him to come clean!

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman Podcast, I'm your guest bailiff Jordan Morris in for
0:04.9	Jesse Thorn.
0:06.1	This week, two's company.
0:08.5	Margaret and Bruce are best friends and have been housemates for over six years.
0:12.4	But Bruce has never acknowledged living with Margaret and his grandparents who are some
0:16.0	of his closest family members.
0:18.1	Margaret wants Bruce to fess up so his family knows her place in his life.
0:21.9	Bruce says that coming clean would only complicate things.
0:24.7	Who's right?
0:25.7	Who's wrong?
0:26.7	Only one man can decide.
0:28.9	Please rise as Judge Jesse Thorn enters the courtroom.
0:33.2	You may be seated, Margaret.
0:35.2	You brought this case to my court.
0:36.5	Can you canciscly describe your dispute with Bruce?
0:40.0	Okay.
0:41.0	I'll do my best to be concise.
0:43.7	We have been living together for close to seven years.
0:47.6	That's your time.
0:48.6	It should have been more concise.
0:50.3	I'm sorry.
0:51.3	No, I'm just joking.
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