Honey Don't

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2014

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Lani says her husband Alistair insists on doing most of the household chores, and she appreciates his generous spirit. However, she says she's tired of having to ask him to take out the garbage when she could very well do it herself! Is Alistair TOO chivalrous?

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0:00.0	Just a little warning, this week's show is a little bit saltier than usual, so if
0:05.5	you happen to be listening with kids in the car or something like that, before warned.
0:11.3	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:13.1	I'm your guest bailiff, Jordan Morris, in for Jesse Thorn.
0:16.4	This week, honey, don't.
0:18.7	Lonnie brings the case against her husband, Hollister.
0:21.6	Hollister does most of the chores around the house, and he likes it that way.
0:25.1	Lonnie says that when she tries to take out the trash or do the dishes, Hollister stops her
0:29.0	in her tracks and insists that he do it instead.
0:32.2	He says that if he doesn't mind taking care of it, she should let him.
0:35.4	Lonnie says she'd like to be able to do chores if she wants to.
0:38.8	Who's right?
0:39.8	Who's wrong?
0:40.8	Only one man can decide.
0:42.5	Please rise as Judge Jesse Thorn enters the courtroom.
0:45.4	Lonnie and Hollister, please raise your right hands.
0:48.2	Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you
0:52.1	God or lover?
0:55.0	You know, the universe or just whatever.
0:58.6	Oh, we do.
0:59.6	We do.
1:00.6	Do you swear to abide by Judge Jesse Thorn's ruling, even if it gives you diarrhea?
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