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The Commercial Break

Two Eager Beavers

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Improv, Comedy

4.5757 Ratings

🗓️ 22 April 2026

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

EP921: Bryan and Krissy celebrate Earth Day the only way they know how...talking about Beavers?? Sure, why not?! Plus, Bryan is now in a New York State of mind, Irish TV comedies can be funny, Cochella used to fight against corporate greed, Jerry Falwell is just a cucking fool and watch out for the grifters in Tump's cabinet!

Transcript

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0:00.0

On this episode of the commercial break.

0:11.3

Beavers that can be destructive to human projects, right?

0:15.8

Like my dad's boat dock.

0:17.4

Right, I was going to say, like we're the ones that have kind of encroached on their homes.

0:22.4

Yeah.

0:23.4

Somebody said, and now for the beaver segment.

0:25.7

Right, exactly.

0:27.3

There's no easy transition into the beaver segment.

0:29.7

I just got to talk about it.

0:31.6

But beavers are important.

0:33.5

So we're asking you to take a moment, think about the beaver.

0:39.6

We're not paid by any beavers to make this statement, by the way.

0:42.7

No, but I do have to say, I would have to the mountains last fall.

0:48.6

And at night, the beavers were out there doing their thing, splashing around,

0:52.6

making their little homes and stuff.

0:55.7

And I really enjoy it.

0:58.1

Chrissy loves the beaver.

0:59.5

I do.

1:00.6

The next episode of the commercial break starts now.

1:06.0

Go 30 at the morning!

1:07.7

Oh, yeah, Captain Kittens. Welcome back to the commercial break.

1:11.2

I'm Brian Greene.

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