on this episode of the commercial break that to me defeats the whole fucking purpose if you're

going to go out there and rough it for the weekend and get high on peyote and special k and designer drugs with all your friends

and really tough it out make it a gritty kind of experience you know have a little few creature

comforts a cooler with beer that's that's like the extent to which i would pre-plan anything but a whole

closet system that you bought on teemu that you're bringing to Gosella.

It's wild.

For your tent that you could stand two people up in, literally a 20-foot high tent with a fucking ceiling fan.

That's unbelievable.

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Oh, yeah, cats and kittens. Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Greene. This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show. Chris and Joy Haudley. Best to you, Chris. Best to you, Brian. Best to you out there in the podcast universe. How the hell are you? Thanks for joining us my favorite time of year. It's Coach Sheila time. Oh, it's in all our feeds everywhere.

There's low-key dates going on like kim kardashian could have a low-key date yeah like she wants

to have a low-key date at kochella it's a coming-out party for all the all the people who are

invited and that does not include chrisie or I

no as much of a spin influencer as I've become on instagram I have not yet received my

cochila uh invite but you know hey good for those who can good for those who do looks like a

wonderful obnoxiously obnoxious time for everybody involved.

Yeah, I would actually rather watch it on TV. I'd rather never go. I don't want to be in the desert.

No, I don't want to be in the desert. It looks like a windswept sandy affair where it's just

influencers in the wild. You know what I'm saying?

Everywhere, like a zoo with no cages full of influencers and their puckered lips and their pretty tits and their, you know, their bikinis and nipples hanging out of, nipples of flow.

And everyone in their day glow outfits running around hoping they catch a whiff of Justin Trudeau or Milis Cyrus.

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