on this episode of the commercial break well raphael goes over and just commandeers the couch

and he's like sit here bro and i'm like i thought we were going to do this like on the side of the

house or something like do you want to like warm up a little bit? Yeah, away from ears. Like, if I'm going to play for my kids, cool. They're going to be impressed with anything. But you want to play to actual adults. And so, you know, no, no, no, no, no. We've got to do it in front of everybody. That's the way we got to just, let's provide some music. let's have a little sing-along. And I'm like, I'll sing-along. What would you like?

Sunny side up? in front of everybody. That's the way we got to just let's provide some music. Let's have a little sing along and I'm like, what would you like? Sunny Side Up or Black by Pearl Jam? Which,

which party starter would you like? Yeah. Which party starter would you like?

I'm picturing the whole thing. Which depressing song would you like me to whip out for you?

The next episode of the commercial break starts now.

Yeah, boy!

Oh, yeah, Cass and kittens, welcome back to the commercial book.

I'm green.

This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show.

Kristen Joy, holy.

Best to you, Chris. Best to you, Brian. Best to you out there in the podcast universe. If I look tan, it's because I am. I'm a man with a plan, going to get a tan. Yeah, I got a little, like, for years I had been a member at that tanning place. And for years, unbeknownst to me, they were charging you. Well, they were charging me.

Of course they were charging me the most amount of money. Yeah. So they were sending me these

every month. I got like a free guest tan. But I was being charged so much that I could literally

go into any tanning bed at any time for any reason. I could go in the middle of the night. I had keys to the place. I just didn't know it, right? They were charging me like the most amount of money ever. It was like $120 a month. It was ridiculous. I mean, I can go to the gym and sleep there for $30 a month. They were charging me $125. My wife was so pissed. Je could do a week at J-J-J-JU and get a massage

every day for $125. Tip included. So I, but unbeknownst to me also is that, you know,

when you check your spam folder, sometimes you find something good in there, they were giving me a guest

pass every month. And that guest pass, speaking of my wife,

she's calling me right now because she can hear me talking about the tanning bed.

She's on the stream listening to the tanning bed. So they're giving me this guest pass,

and then the guest pass could be used for a free tan. Well, it expires after 90 days.

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