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Absolutely Not

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4.9 • 13.6K Ratings

🗓️ 4 November 2020

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather shares a cool comedy experience that is literally giving her a will to live. There is a light at the end of this 2020 tunnel, even if it means we will one-day be back in a nightclub, shitting our pants from Red Bull vodkas... A Girl can dream can't she? The Voicemails are WILD this week, and the tensions are running high... but were all in this together.... whether we like it or not.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a DR Media production.
0:06.5	Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.
0:12.4	I'm your host Heather McMahon.
0:17.6	Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast.
0:21.8	I'm your host Heather McMahon.
0:23.6	Thank you so much for tuning in on this Wild Wednesday.
0:27.6	It's wild because while I record this, I don't know what is going to happen with the election.
0:32.9	And we may not know by the time you listen to this.
0:36.2	But I'm sure whatever the fuck happens this week, it's going to be crazy.
0:40.0	And if you're as anxious about democracy as I am, buckle up, grab a bottle,
0:45.1	hunker down and pray for daylight because that's all we can do.
0:49.6	Pray to the Lord that the light comes flowing.
0:53.1	Even for being a little raspy because I was in a smoke-filled comedy club last night,
0:57.6	she's still got it. I want to give a shout out to my producer editor extraordinaire, Michelle.
1:02.2	Michelle, I know you hate me right now because I'm last minute pulling this together.
1:08.4	I had another episode I wanted to release and I'm like, man, I'm not.
1:11.1	I got to talk about this really cool human experience that I had last night.
1:15.2	That I just think is very timely.
1:17.4	It's important as we're all waking up on a Wednesday morning post-election and not knowing
1:22.5	what the fuck's probably going on in the world.
1:24.9	I had a little glimmer of hope last night.
1:26.8	So I wanted to record this and get this out there and just,
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