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🗓️ 28 October 2020

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Heather sits down with Big Red and the Georgia Law Lady, also known as her mom and sister for a deep dive into internet scammers and the hot mess that is 2020. As usual, Robin is serving all the sass and Ashley is serving all the facts!

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a DR Media production.
0:06.5	Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.
0:12.4	I'm your host Heather McMahon.
0:17.6	Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast.
0:21.1	I'm your host Heather McMahon. Thanks for being here. I am fresh back from Canada and
0:26.0	Portland and all the other places. I am home. She is back in Atlanta, Georgia. I am thrilled to be here.
0:32.1	Gotta be honest with you. Nothing will ever feel as good as walking in that door and having that
0:36.8	little face, that little rigatoni face. Just, you know, making his crazy,
0:42.4	terror-dacto noise of excitement and seeing Bronnie run around the corner and just those puppy kisses.
0:48.9	I missed it. I missed it. I missed my family. So good to be home. I'm so grateful through the
0:54.8	experience that I had in Canada. I mean, it was wild, man. Let me tell you what, Canada.
1:00.3	Fun ass place. And that face is good for a year. So we gotta go back. We will cross the border.
1:10.0	I am thrilled to have my mom and my sister on the podcast today. I'm gonna start with my mom and
1:14.1	then Ashley would get here at some point. But something happened. I come into the house and I've
1:18.4	been gone for a month and a half and obviously I face time them every day and chit chat and
1:22.7	I literally walk in the house and ask her like, you're never gonna fucking believe. Mom almost
1:27.2	got scammed last night. And so this episode is all about just having a conversation with the people
1:32.4	that you love and really I'm in protection mode because I've been away and I've come home and now
1:37.2	I feel like mom of goose and mom of bear and I gotta protect my little chickens. Even though we're all
1:41.5	grown as adults, somebody tried to scam my mom over the phone and this has happened to a lot of
1:45.9	people's parents and it's not okay and I'm not fucking dealing with it and I'm not gonna deal with
1:51.4	scammer because that's the lowest to low. It's one thing you see $20 on the ground you pick it up
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