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Absolutely Not

HEART HEALTHY with guest Christopher Ketner

Absolutely Not

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Callin, Humor, Aperol, Arts, Comedian, Entertainment, Advice, Personal572339, Funny, Instagram, Hotline, Female, Comedy, Heathermcmahon

4.913.6K Ratings

🗓️ 11 November 2020

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather chats with her friend, Christopher Ketner on some raw dog topics of how their bullshit threshold is at an all time low. America has spoken and the wild DM's have begun. Heather and Chris make a pact to get "heart healthy" because their pants split while woofing down spinach dip at dinner tonight... they are ready for a lifestyle change.... sort of.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

The following podcast is a DR Media production.

0:06.5

Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast,

0:09.2

where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.

0:12.4

I'm your host Heather McMahon.

0:17.5

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast.

0:20.8

I'm your host Heather McMahon.

0:22.8

What a beautiful day, we're here, we're thriving.

0:25.4

I'm back in Atlanta to a little quick jaunt of to Virginia.

0:29.6

And I'm here sitting with my buddy and my tour producer,

0:32.8

Chris Kettner, Chris, welcome to the podcast.

0:35.1

Thank you so much.

0:36.4

A lot of people were asking me like, where's Chris Ben?

0:38.3

I'm like, he's here.

0:39.2

I'm here.

0:39.9

People get very upset sometimes.

0:41.6

Yeah, I'm bopping all over the place.

0:43.2

Can I just say it really fast?

0:44.6

I actually really do need to unbutton my pants.

0:47.6

Oh my god.

0:48.3

Take him down.

0:49.0

I just want to use the restroom in your sister Ashley's room,

0:52.9

which is up four stairs.

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