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Two Bert Show Members Are Fighting To Get OUT Of Going To Abby’s Party This Weekend!

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The Bert Show

Society & Culture, Comedy, News, Entertainment News

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2025

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

There's ONE spot left at Abby’s Sip & See for her new kitten Betty and she's offering it to one lucky youth group member...but who?!  

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0:00.0

Are we there yet, Dad?

0:03.0

Uh, nearly.

0:05.0

Dad, are we there yet?

0:08.0

Soon.

0:10.0

Are we there yet?

0:13.0

Literally around the corner.

0:16.0

Dad!

0:18.0

I know, I know. Are we there yet?

0:21.5

No.

0:23.6

Are we lost, Dad?

0:25.3

Yeah, yeah, I think so.

0:28.0

Should have gone to Spec Savers.

0:29.3

Book an eye test online.

0:33.3

The Bert Show.

0:35.4

Time for Abby to make some cuts, man. There's only so many people that she can invite to her party and someone's got to go.

0:41.0

It's the hottest ticket in town this weekend.

0:43.4

If you go out to Hollywood, you know, whoever's throwing Raiders out there, Kendrick Lamar, Drake, whatever, those are the parties you want to go to.

0:50.5

Super Bowl.

0:51.3

Super Bowl parties.

0:52.1

That's not a hot ticket.

0:53.2

It's a hot ticket.

0:53.9

That's not a hot ticket. It's a hot ticket if that's on Sunday,

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