Twilight (w/ Melissa Kristin)

I Am The Cute One

Cloud10

Comedy, Tv & Film

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 September 2022

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

And so the lion fell in love with the lamb... and Donny and Chelsea fell in love with the master class in comedy that is "Twilight." With the help of Melissa Kristin, they recap Part I of the only vampire saga that doubles as a "how to" guide in toxic relationships. They discuss how much of an idiot Bella is, the logistics of why the Cullen's plan to blend in is the worst, and Alice's bad haircut. Then, the vampire baseball game (naturally) leads to a conversation about ruining Thanksgiving. Last, Chelsea breaks an NDA about one of the cast members. Also, the Cuties submit stories of when they knew their partner's family hated them. To hear (or watch) this recap in its unedited, unhinged entirety, head to our newly launched Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/iamthecuteoneFor our merch, check out iamthecuteone.comFollow Us on Social Media!Chelsea: @ohnochelsDonny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	20th century studios presents a haunting in Venice only in cinemas
0:05.4	Somebody's has been mad at a ghost killed her
0:08.3	Kenneth Branagh, there must be a rational answer for all of this
0:10.9	Jamie Dorne Tina Fey. Don't look at me like I'm a suspect
0:14.5	Kelly Riley, Michelle Year, you don't believe in ghosts?
0:18.0	No one shall leave until I find if the living have been killed by the dead
0:21.6	A haunting in Venice directed by Kenneth Branagh only in cinemas September 15
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0:36.4	Last into the latest blockbusters with Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3
0:40.1	The Galaxy still needs its guardians
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