The Craft

I Am The Cute One

Cloud10

Comedy, Tv & Film

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 October 2022

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Happy Spooky Season! What's scarier than the last twenty minutes of "The Craft?" An hour of Donny and Chelsea, uninterrupted and unleashed! That's right - this week, the duo is guestless as they recap the 1996 classic that "inspired" Charmed. Chelsea discusses the murderers that helped raise her while Donny relives childhood trauma brought on by his neighbor that ended up in jail. Then, Donny and Chelsea reclaim "homely" and the Cuties submit the craziest rumors spread about them. Finally, Donny puts a price point on how much money it would take for him to stop talking to Chelsea. Spoiler alert: he realizes it's far too large of a number when she educates him on Maryland sleepovers. And be sure to continue the Spooky Season celebration when Chelsea and Donny host their first INTERACTIVE LIVE SHOW on Wednesday, October 5 at 9pm EST. Buy your $5 tickets HERE! To hear (or watch) this recap in its unedited, unhinged entirety, head to our newly launched Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/iamthecuteoneFor our merch, check out iamthecuteone.comFollow Us on Social Media!Chelsea: @ohnochelsDonny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're invited to I Am The Cute One, the most chaotic school dance in the podcast universe.
0:05.0	Let's spike the punch, grind to usher, and recap some of the cutest movies that need our millennial minds explode.
0:12.0	Hello, I am Donnie, and I am The Cute One.
0:16.0	And I am Chelsea, and I am The Cute One.
0:20.0	Is that real or a Halloween?
0:22.0	It is spooky season, high cuties.
0:25.0	I decided that I would go as your worst nightmare, which is me in a bob.
0:29.0	It's a way.
0:31.0	I thought I was helping that was the case, but last week or the week before you talked about getting one.
0:38.0	And I thought we decided you would just listen to me and not, but I got very nervous.
0:44.0	Huh, okay.
0:45.0	And if you're listening like we did decide we would be in costumes today.
0:49.0	So I should have known that she likes to go around.
0:51.0	So I never really know what's going to happen.
0:54.0	So if you are not following along on the patreon patreon.com slash I am The Cute One.
0:59.0	I am Donnie a Lisa Rina wig.
1:02.0	I am being Donnie's worst nightmare.
1:04.0	So just kicking off spooky season and style.
1:07.0	And I said I'm going as an F Campbell from the craft, but I don't think so.
1:11.0	I think I just want it to wear women's clothing.
1:13.0	I think you look great.
1:14.0	No Campbell adjacent and I have psoriasis.
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