Turtle Time Trip: The Real Housewives of Down Under (Below Deck Down Under S4 E1-3 Recap)

Turtle Time

Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata

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4.7 • 601 Ratings

🗓️ 6 March 2026

⏱️ 71 minutes

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We are going BELOW DECK for the first time and we never want to come back up! That's right - for the first time in Turtle Time history, we're recapping the Below Deck franchise, with the Below Deck: Down Under x Real Housewives of Salt Lake City crossover event of the century. So grab your floatie couture, make sure your anchor doesn't whinge, and sail away with us on a Turtle Time Trip that will hopefully make you okay with the fact that we didn't recap Southern Charm or Beverly Hills this week. If you enjoyed this special episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	It's Turtle Time Trip. We're going to recap a trip.
0:05.8	A housewife's trip. So pack your bags.
0:12.5	Oh, my, Amy, what does it make you feel like when you hear that song?
0:17.3	It makes me feel sprightly.
0:19.8	Me too. I feel sprightly as hell.
0:22.0	And the entire time I was thinking, does this make sense, this song for what we're
0:26.1	about to do?
0:26.8	But every lyric I listened to kind of made sense.
0:30.6	It hit all the marks.
0:31.7	It's a trip.
0:33.3	It's a housewife's trip, but the reverse angle.
0:36.1	We're seeing that this is Downton Abbey, downstairs, upstairs type stuff.
0:41.7	Yes.
0:42.5	You know, you get that reference more than anybody.
0:45.1	Oh, deeply.
0:46.6	No, it was, we never talk about Blow Deck.
0:50.9	We talked about Salt Lake on. We talked about the Salt Lake ladies episode where they were on a below deck ship, but we have not talked about the below deck episode where the Salt Lake women were on their ship.
1:06.4	Absolutely not.
1:07.5	We never have, and we've never talked about, we've never talked about a blowdeck ever in our lives. And we've never done a trip like this, reverse, reverse trip. So I thought it was just like when we needed to scrounge for content, we were like, what the fuck are we going to do? This sucks. We're completely fucked. We're like, we're both on trips and turtle time is going to blow it completely.
1:32.2	And then we both were like, what if we just recapped this below deck stuff that, you know,
1:33.2	we've never talked about it.
1:45.5	And I loved actually seeing what the downstairs, downtown abbey, people have to deal with for the small demands of the housewives.
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