The Last Duel for Ciara's Heart (Summer House S10 E5 Recap)

Turtle Time

Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata

Tv & Film

4.7 • 601 Ratings

🗓️ 4 March 2026

⏱️ 69 minutes

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On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Last Duel for Ciara's Heart" - we have Summer House fever! That's right - we are dedicating an entire episode to Summer House with only 10 minutes of shitty non-Bravo news! So get ready for a major recap of this week's episode of Summer House - season 10, episode 5 - "Medieval Times" which is so detailed it's basically like we were on an Arthurian quest to dissect the shit out of it. If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Imagine a breakfast wrap.
0:03.1	You know the one, because there really is only one.
0:07.6	Sausage, egg, cheese, bacon and a potato rusty all wrapped together.
0:13.2	Yep, there it is.
0:15.4	I think my work here is done.
0:18.5	Serve them until 11 a.m.
0:24.0	Okay, let's get started.
0:29.1	Just find your glasses high.
0:33.0	This once we...
0:34.0	Turtle time.
0:36.7	It looks like Tom Holland and Zendaya are endgame after she appeared walking around with a huge diamond ring on her finger.
0:45.1	That's right. They're married. Amy, have you seen this goddamn rock on Zendaya's hand?
0:50.9	I don't think I have. I knew that they were engaged, but I've been seeing
0:56.0	Twitchers about this and I haven't looked into it. Oh. I want to see though. I'm looking
1:02.5	it up. You got to see this. It's, it's a huge, huge diamond ring. She can barely hold her
1:10.0	hand up.
1:44.5	But I'm so excited. I didn't even, I haven't really kept up with their relationship, but this is huge. I mean. Yes. I've seen this ring. She's been wearing the ring. Oh, really? Since last year. But they, I heard, didn't like, was it? Who spilled the beans? I saw that someone spilled the beans that they got married. I think one of his co-stars from Spider-Man, the guy that plays his friend and Spider-Man, I think he was on the red carpet at the actor awards. And he said, he said, you got to know that my two friends from that movie are actually married. Do you know who I'm talking about? What are these movies called? Spider-Man, No Way Home. Yeah, I think this actor, Jacob Battalon, I think they were asking
1:51.8	him, do you know anybody who's married? And he said, yeah, my two friends, Tom Holland and Zendaya.
1:57.1	So it's kind of a scoop. I saw that Law Roach, her stylist, on the carpet, said, the wedding has already happened. You missed it. Wow. So these friends are going nuts. They're blabbing. They're blabbing. Maybe they said blab away. Maybe. Yeah, maybe they're like, you do the dirty work. Yeah, maybe Zendaya and Tom Holland said blab, go start blabbing. And have you seen this Actors Award stuff?
2:20.1	The hell.
2:20.9	What are they?
2:21.6	What is this?
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