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Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.9 • 931 Ratings

🗓️ 11 October 2023

⏱️ 99 minutes

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John's Soho House Sauna Saga continues, and this time with a great outcome, and an invitation for John to intervene more... The Rock joins the celeb apology video train, John gets caught RED-HANDED at his live show, and Denver still sucks.------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/10/14 Atlanta, GA10/15 Birmingham, AL10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA10/21 Springfield, IL10/22 Evansville, IN11/2 Columbus, OH11/3 Joliet, IL11/4 Rockford, IL11/5 Milwaukee, WI11/10 Winnipeg, MB11/11 Edmonton, AB11/12 Calgary, AB11/16 Reading, PA11/17 York, PA11/18 Norfolk, VA11/19 Richmond, VA11/30 Abilene, TX12/1-2 Phoenix, AZ12/7 San Antonio, TX12/8 Austin, TX12/9 Beaumont, TX12/10 Baton Rouge, LA -----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at [email protected] JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:Manscaped: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at hhtps://manscaped.comMAGNESIUM BREAKTHROUGH: Don’t miss out on the most relaxing sleep ever with Magnesium Breakthrough. Go to https://magbreakthrough.com/netpositive and use promo code [NETPOSITIVE10] during checkout to SAVE 10%ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to https://RocketMoney.com/netpositiveAG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositivePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

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0:00.0	I mean yeah sure it was a little weird but on the net on the on the
0:06.8	it was a positive was a positive you cannot be serious on the net it's a positive.
0:15.0	Oh, this week's a positive.
0:17.0	Oh, this week's episode, ladies and gentlemen. Oh, we're back on the road, baby.
0:27.0	Back on the road.
0:28.0	Back. Well, I was off the road, two weddings this weekend.
0:31.9	This weekend coming up Atlanta, Georgia and two shows in Birmingham, Alabama.
0:37.0	Rapid out the month of October, dude is crazy. October, nuts.
0:41.0	It's already in full swing.
0:44.0	Cedar Rapids, Iowa, Springfield, Illinois, and Evansville, Indiana.
0:47.0	Math capital of the world.
0:52.0	Dang it, not the world, dude, Indiana.
0:55.0	Oh, first was the first was Indiana, now it's the...
0:58.0	No, they're putting up big numbers now.
0:59.0	Actually, it is the big numbers.
1:00.0	Yeah, I gotta check, but November, we're going to Columbus, Ohio, Joliet, Illinois, Rockford, Illinois.
1:06.8	We stay out of Chicago.
1:07.8	You know how to do that, they're like, hey, we're taking John at the suburbs.
1:10.2	Yeah, it's probably smart.
1:11.2	Yeah, we're taking them to the suburbs.
1:12.0	Milwaukee, back up to Canada, Winnipeg, Edmonton, Calgary, Redding, Pennsylvania, York, Pennsylvania
1:18.5	sold out, Norfolk, Richmond, Abilene, Texas, four shows in Phoenix, Arizona in December,
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