Don't Check Your Candy

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.9 • 931 Ratings

🗓️ 18 October 2023

⏱️ 104 minutes

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This is the most unhinged episode we have maybe ever done. That's all that we need to say. Enjoy.Topics Include: Intro (0:00)Pumpkin patch (9:40)Valet drama (26:17)Shoe bomber (36:00)Real Estate agent rant (51:50)Ebony alert (58:40)Emails (1:24:30)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA10/21 Springfield, IL10/22 Evansville, IN11/2 Columbus, OH11/3 Joliet, IL11/4 Rockford, IL11/5 Milwaukee, WI11/10 Winnipeg, MB11/11 Edmonton, AB11/12 Calgary, AB11/16 Reading, PA11/17 York, PA11/18 Norfolk, VA11/19 Richmond, VA11/30 Abilene, TX12/1-2 Phoenix, AZ12/7 San Antonio, TX12/8 Austin, TX12/9 Beaumont, TX12/10 Baton Rouge, LA -----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at [email protected] JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:BABBEL: Get 55% OFF your Babbel subscription at Babbel.com/NET(Rules and restrictions may apply)MANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comWILDGRAIN: Get $30 OFF the first box PLUS free Croissants in every box at Wildgrain.com/netpositive to start your subscriptionNEUROHACKER: Qualia Senolytic by Neurohacker. Go to neurohacker.com/NETPOSITIVE for up to $100 OFF and use code NETPOSITIVE at checkout for an additional 15% OFFPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

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0:00.0	I mean yeah sure it was a little weird but on the net on the on the
0:06.8	it was a positive was a positive you cannot be serious.
0:13.0	On the net, it's a positive.
0:15.0	And we're...
0:20.0	And we're live.
0:25.0	fired up.
0:27.0	keep that in there.
0:28.0	Sure.
0:29.0	Oh yeah, fired up baby.
0:30.0	It's uh October spook season. It is spooky season. It is spooky season.
0:34.0	7.7 that's the opposite because that's the Lord's number.
0:38.0	You know, good and evil today baby.
0:40.0	Net positive in the studio.
0:42.0	We just got back from Atlanta Birmingham,
0:44.4	rounding out spook season in Cedar Rapids, Iowa,
0:48.8	Springfield, Illinois, and Evansville, Indiana.
0:51.4	And then that's the round out of October.
0:53.3	November, Columbus, Ohio, Yoleiette, Illinois,
0:56.9	Rockford, Milwaukee, Winnipeg, Edmonton, Calgary,
0:59.8	Reading, York, Norfolk, Richmond, Abilene in December, Phoenix, Arizona, residency.
1:07.0	We're like four shows out there.
1:08.0	Deep.
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