Self-Aware Swifties

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.9 • 931 Ratings

🗓️ 4 October 2023

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

John accidentally joins a pride parade, pledges $5,000 to Taylor Swift's love, and does some racist math. All in an hour and a half...Topics Include: Intro (0:00)Pride parade (8:10)Taylor Swift (23:00)Why We Love Men (46:30)Growing Goats (1:04:58)Racist math (1:29:00)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/10/14 Atlanta, GA10/15 Birmingham, AL10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA10/21 Springfield, IL10/22 Evansville, IN11/2 Columbus, OH11/3 Joliet, IL11/4 Rockford, IL11/5 Milwaukee, WI11/10 Winnipeg, MB11/11 Edmonton, AB11/12 Calgary, AB11/16 Reading, PA11/17 York, PA11/18 Norfolk, VA11/19 Richmond, VA11/30 Abilene, TX12/1-2 Phoenix, AZ12/7 San Antonio, TX12/8 Austin, TX12/9 Beaumont, TX12/10 Baton Rouge, LA -----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at [email protected] JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:Manscaped: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comJUVLABS: Don't miss out on this opportunity to start your journey towards enhanced mental performance. Unlock your brain's potential and experience the power of Cognitive Switch. Visit juvlabs.com/NETPOSITIVE to get 20% OFFBLUELAND:Get 15% off your first order by going to Blueland.com/netpositivePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

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0:00.0	I mean yeah sure it was a little weird but on the net on the on the
0:06.8	it was a positive was a positive you cannot be serious.
0:13.0	On the net, it's a positive.
0:15.0	Net positive.
0:16.0	Net positive,
0:20.0	Net positive, baby, fresh off the road. Yes sir. I just got back off the bus an hour ago.
0:27.9	Wild and you know what my first priority is we got to get to the people.
0:31.2	Got to get to the pod. Got to get to the pod.
0:34.0	Filming on a Monday, dude.
0:36.0	We're still coming out on Wednesday though.
0:37.0	Of course.
0:38.0	Because our takes are, our takes are, I would say 25% hotter.
0:42.0	On Monday, the fresh on our mind.
0:44.0	Oh yeah.
0:45.0	Yeah, so statistically studies show that is the case.
0:47.0	Yeah, we gotta have a warning.
0:48.0	Alex in a studio, Andrew in a studio, Andrew in the studio.
0:52.9	We are on the road, October.
0:55.0	We're off this weekend, and then next weekend
0:56.7	we go into the Fox Theater in Atlanta, Georgia,
1:01.4	where I first concert I ever saw was DC Talk when I was 10 years old.
1:04.3	Nice. And we perform in there myself.
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