Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, this is it.

This is Top Flight Time Machine, I'm Andy Hopbody Dawson, Pa-pa-pa-pa.

I'm Sam Nifty Delaney, so what?

Welcome along to the Friday episode.

My question is this, Sam, what would the reaction be if it had been announced that the Taliban were buying Newcastle United?

Well, it depends, doesn't it? I mean, you know, if the Taliban did it, but then said,

and we have already done preliminary talks with Killian and Pa-pa, and he's probably going to sign in January,

then you'd be like, well, the Taliban have done some bad shit, but at the same time,

and Pa-pa is a cany-clair, and so, you know, some of the good, some of the bad.

What if it was the Taliban, but they said, we're going to spend three billion on players in the next five years.

I don't even know if you could spend three billion on players.

I don't know if the Taliban, you could try, couldn't you?

You could try.

I don't know if the Taliban have got that kind of money, I'm not sure.

I did see a shot of the, a shot, a photograph of the guy who's in charge of the Taliban.

They're Afghanistan National Bank now.

It's a John Taliban.

It's a John Taliban, and he was sat at his desk.

I think he might have had his feet up, but he had an automatic rifle in his hand.

I've been in Uzi, and a printer.

He always had that behind him in the background, so he was in charge of the bank.

So I don't know how much money they've got.

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