Imagine sweeping through green fields, floating five feet above ground, sun on your face as you slide by on track to your destination, not a car in the world as you simply lean back.

And before you know it, you're there.

This is how travel should feel, and on our trains, it does.

Avanti West Coast, feel good travel.

Here we go, here we go.

Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, this is it.

This is the stuff like time machine I'm only hot body dust and pop up up up up.

I've certainly did a lazy so what?

It's the Monday morning episode of your IFS subscriber this Sunday evening episode, because that's when we're recording it.

Better Sunday night than the South Bank show, isn't it?

I mean she's what?

I guess it depends on the South Bank show.

Some of them were good.

It depends if it was about, isn't it?

Really, if it was like there was a one about the Smiths, which I remember we all know before.

I was just about to say that.

And I can't even remember one about it.

So I was just about to say I bet there was one about the Smiths.

Really?

Yeah, there was.

Yeah, and it came out after the split.

And I recorded it on my VHS for posterity.

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