Turd-Course Meal (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie) RE-RELEASE
My Momma Told Me
Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 27 November 2025
⏱️ 44 minutes
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Summary
If you keep food in your mouth for too long, will it will turn into poop? Langston and David take on this conspiracy theory and get to the bottom of this smut. Conversation goes all over the place. They discuss badly dressed comics and whatever happened to the people from "2 Girls, 1 Cup". Go ahead and #putthatdresson and take a listen!
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:07.0 | I think if I was in a dress, I think it would be a body positivity piece. |
| 0:12.3 | Yeah, I can see that. |
| 0:13.8 | You know what I'm saying? |
| 0:16.2 | They're like, move over, Lizzo. |
| 0:18.4 | There's a new star in town. |
| 0:24.8 | Move over, Lizzo there's a new star in town move over Lizzo |
| 0:25.4 | there's a man |
| 0:26.7 | doing it now |
| 0:27.8 | you want to see some |
| 0:32.3 | buttcheats that need to be out |
| 0:34.1 | it's David Forreys |
| 0:36.4 | A rhythmic clapping. |
| 0:38.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:39.1 | Come to get it. |
| 0:42.2 | The government growing babies. |
| 0:48.2 | Microchips in your hands. |
| 0:51.3 | All koala bears are racist. |
| 0:53.9 | The ozone layer owes the money |
| 0:58.6 | Farsians offended turkey stuff |
| 1:01.2 | Y'all can't tell me nothing |
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