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There are so many people who sit in first class that actually pay for those tickets.

Oh, yeah, who didn't get bumped up?

Or who aren't like being flown on another person's dime.

Oh, yeah.

People with real fucking money.

And that's something that the people at home should probably know.

Whenever you see celebrities sitting in first class, we pay for that shit.

You said we?

What do you think about celebrities?

That's how you think.

And I mean in the most minor sense.

All right.

I mean anybody with even like a modicum of a, you're on TV sometimes. Like we did not pay for those first class seats. So when you see them sitting, when you see us, I'll still sit in my shit. You try to shame me. But I won't. I won't apologize when you see us sitting. All I'm saying is last time we were on a plane, one of us was in first class. He doesn't claim to be a celebrity. One of us had to get to the back. That's all I remember. That's all I'm saying. See you on the other side, you know, man. That's the best time it ever felt for me sitting in first class. Because every other time, I'd be hoping somebody I know gets on there. Nah, man. Never, never, ever once. Yeah, I, you'd be sitting up way straighter. You'd be sitting up like this with your drink before y'all even touch it before y'all even left. And a lot of the reason I was in first class was it was like an hour flight. You remember? It was like Houston or Austin.

It was like.

The government growing babies.

Microchips in your hands.

All koala bears are racist.

The ozone layer

O's the money

Farshets offended

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