Hello everyone! My guest today is one of my favorite guests we've ever had. True, true. I believe you. I swear. She's pretty, she's thin, she's smart, and she's funny. Is there a better combo? No, not in my book. Please welcome Mrs. Boob's and Loubs Morgan fucking store.

Oh wow, I got a fucking in there. You got a fucking, that's how you know that I love you if I put a fucking in there. Oh see? I like that I'm clapping for myself into the mic. No it's good. It's round of applause, right?

The crowd goes fucking wild. Really well. We have a lot of guests on here and I don't like probably like 93% of the people that are coming in here. And are you choosing everybody that's coming on? Sometimes. I mean I yay or nay it, but like sometimes we just go for it. You just have to have people at home. Sometimes it's a slow week and I've done a few by myself.

And it's awful. And so you're just talking to all the voices in your head. Girl interrupts. I shouldn't make those jokes. I have mental illness in the fam. It's not a thing for me to do. Oh no, same. So that's why we that's why we can make us fucking jokes. Right exactly.

And we're Jewish. Exactly. So everyone fucking relax. No, I just rambled for 45 minutes and it's just the worst thing you've ever heard in your life. Got it. Did I do like well? It's statistically last time I was here. You did very, very well. You're very on brand. Oh good. Yeah, right? I figured I've had a few that are just all things.

Things are a little suspect. We were gonna have a breakfast and on this week. Wow. No pass pass pass. No, you're like not gonna happen. Who which one?

Tamar. I don't even know. Right. How do I know the difference? How do you know that? I don't know. I feel like she's like what's the day show she does? Tamar. The real or that? That is right. You know what's so interesting about you and I. It's gonna be fucked if it's not right. Because then we're being racist. No.

I am not a racist and I've never had a race issue. Thank you. Same. Yeah, totally forgot the last train. I thought I was gonna share what's funny about us. What's funny about us is that we have like random like balls of knowledge in our head that we don't know how we got there. That's true. I know a lot of weird shit.

I know things and I say them out loud and then I'm like they're like how do you know that I'm like I have no idea it just got into my head for some reason and now I just call upon it when I need to. I have no idea how half the information gets into my head. It's very like genius rain man shit. Right.

Doesn't Hoffman's in that. Yeah, exactly. See, and how smart a lot of people wouldn't know that I know have you seen the other sister just oh my god. Of course I've seen the other sister. I'm one of my guys. So many people have not seen that movie and I referenced it all the time. I say you know she was a little carlatate.

Yeah, people don't love fucking. Tadee. Oh my god. Who what was the mom in that it wasn't Diane Keaton. Oh it was Diane Keaton. It was. Yeah. Yeah. And then there was Sarah Paulson and don't tell and the and Carlisth was do not say she dated Brad Pitt. She's like every Juliet Lewis. I actually do a killer.

Carlatate impression and we sent it to Juliet Lewis and she said it was fantastic. Seriously years ago. Are you going to do it now? No. Okay.

It takes too much work and I'm going to get in trouble if I do it but it is spot on. Wow. How have people not seen the other sister. It's like the same as like two long food. Have you seen that?

I'm not ever. So what's that? Oh my god. You're going to freak the fuck out. What is it? Okay. It's a drag movie. It's with John Legos. Oh yes. I've seen that film. I just didn't know it was all that.

With Patrick Swayze. Yes. And Gigi Rodriguez. And they were there on and the front of the VHS is like a white background with the three of them kind of like the Chiquita banana girls. How do I know everything?

In the convertible. Exactly. Oh my god. Noxima Jackson. Yeah. Okay. Vita Bohem. Yeah. It's the best movie ever. God. I feel old now. I know we shouldn't say things like that. But anyone who hasn't seen you have to fucking see it. It's amazing. Okay. It's very by the way progressive as fuck for being so old. Right. You know. I do know. Drag queens. RuPaul. I love RuPaul. I love you know what? Can I tell you? I have never seen an episode of drag race. Drag race. Me. Eat.

I'm not going to say that. Okay. So we're on the same page. No. This is a really awkward story. But it's so so true. I saw two-ung food when I was very young. Did not get the context of the movie obviously.

Because I was like fucking five. Right. I don't know why I was seeing it to begin with. Right. And I didn't understand that they were men. That like part was lost for me. But I thought RuPaul was the most beautiful woman. Oh. I had ever seen. Still to this day. Still to this day. So gorgeous.

And I was in I think first grade and we would do like a daily journal entry. And we had to ask for like three wishes. And one of my wishes was that I could look like RuPaul. Wow.

I swear to God. I was obsessed with RuPaul. I also really wanted to be black. Okay. And I wrote that also. I specified that I wanted to be black. Right. But keep my hair blonde. Oh, I get that. Like RuPaul. Like RuPaul. Like Beyonce. Like like.

Well, a lot of. Yeah. There's one little Kim sometimes. LeVern. LeVern Cox. She's gotten more reddish. Has she? Yeah. I can't keep up with her hair with the weave. It changes. Yeah. Yeah. No, I wanted to I mean that was my goal. Okay.

Well, you were ahead of the times. I know. I'm just a pioneer woman for for drag queens. Drag queens. Right. So that's my cause. What can I say? I'm a very charitable philanthropist.

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