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Bitch Bible

Oops I Did It Again

Bitch Bible

PodcastOne

Talk Radio, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.614.6K Ratings

🗓️ 21 February 2017

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

Jackie ruins what remains of her likeability factor by paying homage to Britney Ever After, poking the beyhive and recapping The Bachelor.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi everyone.

0:11.8

It's just me this week.

0:13.9

The universe is humbling me after a nice little stride there with bravo liberties and

0:19.6

now it's just me and the voices in my head.

0:22.9

So buckle up.

0:25.0

Okay.

0:26.5

I just watched Britney ever after and I cannot even begin to tell you what I would give

0:32.9

to relive that experience firsthand.

0:35.7

I feel like I blew my Britney load prematurely.

0:39.8

I wish that I was in the right head space.

0:42.3

I wish I had a cocktail.

0:43.7

I wish I had a cheese plate.

0:45.1

I wish I was in all denim with a diamond choker with Cheetos and a frappuccino.

0:52.0

I feel like I just fucked it up for myself.

0:55.0

It was the best worst thing I have ever seen in my entire life.

1:03.8

I lost at least 17 pounds.

1:07.5

Well not really because I'm fat as fuck right now.

1:10.3

Not actually fat but just things are very engorged.

1:16.5

I've been, I mean I'm a stress eater.

1:18.6

We'll talk about that later.

1:19.6

Let me get back on track here.

1:22.1

Okay.

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