ridiculous. Let's fast forward a few years when Wade Robson decides to come out with his

accusations. I can hear it now. Wade wakes up one morning and decides to tell his wife,

Hey, I was thinking, you know, I was close with Michael Jackson. Maybe I could tell everyone

that he diddled and pulled on my penis.

Whoa, wait, I don't think you should do that.

I mean, that's probably not a good thing.

No, I think, I think maybe I should.

I think we could probably, you know, maybe we could get some money.

You know, why not, right?

But, wait, I mean, Michael Jackson, I mean, that's's like your hero you don't want to go around telling the

world he did that no i mean but we could get some money but wait there's no guarantee you're going to

get any money i mean it's been years and like are you sure yeah i'm pretty sure i mean why not i mean

it'll be a little embarrassing you know like i like, I'll probably just, like, go to counseling for a little bit, and I'll tell the counts of this, and, uh, and then, and then we'll stage this whole thing. It'll be, it'll be really worth it. Okay, yeah, yeah, I'm in. Let's call your mom. Hey, mom. Yes, Wade. Hey, uh, I was thinking, thinking you know i ain't got much to do lately so uh i think

i should tell the world michael jackson pulled on the peter oh yeah that's a really good idea um

i'll call your brother and let him know and then you can call your sister okay yeah we'll do so they

they just all...

Welcome to the Roberta Glass True Crime Report.

Today I have a very special guest, Tuesday Money,

who hosts the Elephant Lounge podcast on Podbeam

and has an excellent blog called the Elephant Lounge at the Elephantlounge.org.

And we're going to talk a little bit about Michael Jackson leaving Neverland

and the conversation around that topic.

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