Long Summary Ray’s old Christmas-themed parody song opens the episode Dave and Ray joke about Ray’s many fake names and old music aliases Dave says he’s running out of “hardcore drug addict” guests for Dopey Discussion about Andy Dick, fentanyl overdose, and Dave’s upcoming Rolling Stone interview piece Debate about what separates Andy Dick from “real junkie criminals” Ray talks about only getting truly drunk safely inside his apartment Story about “El Gropo,” a creepy AA guy known for excessive hugging Dave and Ray discuss a famous burned-down Chelsea building finally being demolished Dave reminisces about Chelsea in the late ‘90s during the neighborhood boom Story about Dave leveraging a fake dot-com job offer into a signing bonus Discussion about how luxury housing now borders NYC projects Ray reflects on not wanting to get caught copping drugs near his childhood neighborhood Massive rundown of Spotify and Patreon comments mocking Selby’s loud breathing Fans compare Selby to Darth Vader, a dying pug, and a guy masturbating at a shelter Discussion about asthma, Pacific Northwest weather, and inhalers Dave talks about listener backlash toward the Amanda de Cadenet episode Ray discusses hearing old stories from Dave’s Los Angeles heroin days with Jeremy Story about getting teeth pulled at a terrifying LA dental school clinic Listener emails about dentures, dental shame, and getting implants in recovery Dave says the Dopey Foundation may try helping listeners with dental work Discussion about a troubling listener email involving childhood pornography exposure Dave wrestles with whether he should contact police Patreon comments continue roasting Selby’s breathing Dave teases a meeting with a major TV director Episode closes with Dave performing “Good So Bad” Timestamp Notes 00:01 – Ray’s chaotic “Dopey Christmas” parody song 01:40 – Dave welcomes Ray to “Christmas in May” 02:30 – Discussion about Andy Dick and “hardcore addicts” 03:52 – Dave talks about writing the Andy Dick Rolling Stone piece 05:00 – Ray explains why he only got drunk alone 05:45 – “El Gropo” AA meeting story 06:10 – Burned-down Chelsea building discussion 07:20 – Dave reminisces about Chelsea in the late ‘90s 08:00 – Fake dot-com job offer story and signing bonus 09:45 – Luxury housing vs NYC projects conversation 11:00 – Long Island accent and moving to England joke 12:40 – Heart Attack Doug “beef” discussion 14:10 – Gil Scott-Heron and music talk 15:20 – Spotify comments begin roasting Selby’s breathing 16:45 – “Cursive singing” discussion 18:00 – Amanda de Cadenet interview backlash 19:30 – More brutal Selby breathing comments 22:15 – SLA emails and Patreon weirdness 24:00 – Discussion about missing teeth and dental clinics 27:00 – Dave’s terrifying LA dental school story 28:30 – Listener email about dentures and shame 29:20 – Discussion about possible pedophile listener email 31:35 – Dave teases TV pitch meeting 32:18 – “Good So Bad” performance begins Title Ideas Dopey Tuesday: Darth Vader Selby, Andy Dick & Burned Down Chelsea Selby Breathes Through the Entire Episode PLUS Andy Dick Fallout The Amanda de Cadenet Hate Mail Episode Andy Dick, El Gropo & the Death of Old Chelsea Darth Vader Does Reddit Roundup Good So Bad: Andy Dick, Missing Teeth & Selby Wheezing The Selby Breathing Controversy El Gropo at AA PLUS Andy Dick for Rolling Stone Bad Desire Is All I’ve Ever Had Dave & Ray Roast Chelsea, Selby & Themselves