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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Tuesday, May 5th 2026 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.62.6K Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2026

⏱️ 200 minutes

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Summary

*Timestamps are approximate*


0:00 Podcast intro with Dave & Chuck "The Freak"

0:01   - - - AD MARKER - - -

0:01 Woman downed half bottle of tequila at airport security

0:04 Syndrome that causes you to develop a passion for gourmet food

0:09 The weirdest thing you've seen someone eat

0:27   NEWS

0:27 Virus outbreak on a cruise ship has passengers trapped onboard

0:33 More details about United flight that hit delivery truck during landing

0:36 Update on the Spirit Airlines shutdown

0:41 Guy gets carjacked with his family still inside

0:45 Pilot perv busted secretly recording people

0:53 Girl sent paper airplane to her guitar playing neighbor to request music

1:01   - - - AD MARKER - - -

1:01 YouTube flagged the live stream

1:05   CELEBRITY DIRT

1:05 NBA and NHL playoffs

1:06 Brawl at a youth football game

1:11 Red Sox fan may have been denied a wedding proposal at a game

1:15 Black Lively and Justin Baldoni reach last minute settlement

1:19 The 2026 Met Gala

1:23 Britney Spears plead guilty to lesser charge

1:26 Goldie Hawn says she was touched by an alien

1:28 Dolly Parton cancelled Vegas residency

1:32 Pussycat Dolls cancel their tour

1:37   - - - AD MARKER - - -

1:37   FLORIDA'S EFFED UP

1:37 Man stripped nude and threatened people with a drill on a beach

1:44 Guy stole car, drove it to sheriff's office

1:48 Guy came home to find naked man, smoking crack on his cough

1:52 DoorDash driver who recorded naked customer had her day in court

1:55 Teacher banned from teaching for drinking at work

1:57 Group designated a park of a park for nudists

2:03 Topless sunbathing area 

2:12 Bigfoot reports in Ohio

2:23   - - - AD MARKER - - -

2:23   FAST FOOD FREAKOUT

2:23 McDonald's worker got knifed for refusing to give customer his money back

2:27 Gator bit a guy's leg when he was getting his dog from the edge of a pond

2:32 Human remains found inside of a crocodile

2:35 Thermos recall due to vision loss

2:38 Guy had to sit through a whole flight with liquid dripping on him

2:44 Kid who raps and dances on TikTok

2:45   JUNK FOOD ROUNDUP

2:45 Burger King CEO took call about a bad sign as one location

2:49 Funeral for a closed Taco bell

2:52   - - - AD MARKER - - -

2:52   NEWS

2:52 Pizza place that found a safe during renovation, cracked it open to see what was inside

3:00 Waymo cars having trouble with emergency vehicles

3:04   - - - AD MARKER - - -

3:04 Old guy out over $1k after using an A.I. travel agent

3:07 Airline passenger forced to buy an additional seat

3:12   - - - AD MARKER - - -

3:12   WHAT'S UP WITH THE ASIANS

3:12 A.I. generated wolf landed a man in jail

  END OF SHOW

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Transcript

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0:00.0

It's the Cinco to Mayo edition of Dave and Chuck the Freak.

0:07.3

That's about all you get.

0:08.8

Deadly crews.

0:10.8

For real, though.

0:11.4

No, honestly, quite.

0:12.6

It could be the deadliest cruise.

0:14.4

I think so.

0:15.6

And one guy really bitches it up talking about it.

0:18.3

We'll get to that.

0:19.3

Also, we have to pick apart another heartwarming

0:23.5

story. We can't just let it go and be heartwarming. It looks like something's up to me, Dave.

0:29.5

A paper airplane song request spirals out of control on the show. We'll get to that. Speaking of

0:36.2

out of control, a proposal at a Red Sox game,

0:40.7

gone wrong. Yeah, and that this one doesn't even look set up. This one looks legit. It's not set up

0:46.5

just a lady who hates a man. Oh God. And doesn't want anything to do with him. The pussycat dolls

0:52.2

have some sad news for their fans. Oh no. Which led to Chuck

0:56.4

doing his interpretation of a pussycat doll song that was completely wrong. And also Ryan makes

1:03.1

a startling revelation as well. A nude guy chases people with a drill on the beach. A man steals

1:09.9

a car and drives it to the police station for some reason.

1:14.4

And a nude crackhead on your couch.

1:17.5

Oh no, Dave, not again.

1:19.0

Did Amber hire that guy?

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