Tuesday, May 5th 2026 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show
Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show
Dave & Chuck the Freak
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🗓️ 5 May 2026
⏱️ 200 minutes
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Summary
*Timestamps are approximate*
0:00 Podcast intro with Dave & Chuck "The Freak"
0:01 - - - AD MARKER - - -
0:01 Woman downed half bottle of tequila at airport security
0:04 Syndrome that causes you to develop a passion for gourmet food
0:09 The weirdest thing you've seen someone eat
0:27 NEWS
0:27 Virus outbreak on a cruise ship has passengers trapped onboard
0:33 More details about United flight that hit delivery truck during landing
0:36 Update on the Spirit Airlines shutdown
0:41 Guy gets carjacked with his family still inside
0:45 Pilot perv busted secretly recording people
0:53 Girl sent paper airplane to her guitar playing neighbor to request music
1:01 - - - AD MARKER - - -
1:01 YouTube flagged the live stream
1:05 CELEBRITY DIRT
1:05 NBA and NHL playoffs
1:06 Brawl at a youth football game
1:11 Red Sox fan may have been denied a wedding proposal at a game
1:15 Black Lively and Justin Baldoni reach last minute settlement
1:19 The 2026 Met Gala
1:23 Britney Spears plead guilty to lesser charge
1:26 Goldie Hawn says she was touched by an alien
1:28 Dolly Parton cancelled Vegas residency
1:32 Pussycat Dolls cancel their tour
1:37 - - - AD MARKER - - -
1:37 FLORIDA'S EFFED UP
1:37 Man stripped nude and threatened people with a drill on a beach
1:44 Guy stole car, drove it to sheriff's office
1:48 Guy came home to find naked man, smoking crack on his cough
1:52 DoorDash driver who recorded naked customer had her day in court
1:55 Teacher banned from teaching for drinking at work
1:57 Group designated a park of a park for nudists
2:03 Topless sunbathing area
2:12 Bigfoot reports in Ohio
2:23 - - - AD MARKER - - -
2:23 FAST FOOD FREAKOUT
2:23 McDonald's worker got knifed for refusing to give customer his money back
2:27 Gator bit a guy's leg when he was getting his dog from the edge of a pond
2:32 Human remains found inside of a crocodile
2:35 Thermos recall due to vision loss
2:38 Guy had to sit through a whole flight with liquid dripping on him
2:44 Kid who raps and dances on TikTok
2:45 JUNK FOOD ROUNDUP
2:45 Burger King CEO took call about a bad sign as one location
2:49 Funeral for a closed Taco bell
2:52 - - - AD MARKER - - -
2:52 NEWS
2:52 Pizza place that found a safe during renovation, cracked it open to see what was inside
3:00 Waymo cars having trouble with emergency vehicles
3:04 - - - AD MARKER - - -
3:04 Old guy out over $1k after using an A.I. travel agent
3:07 Airline passenger forced to buy an additional seat
3:12 - - - AD MARKER - - -
3:12 WHAT'S UP WITH THE ASIANS
3:12 A.I. generated wolf landed a man in jail
END OF SHOW
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | It's the Cinco to Mayo edition of Dave and Chuck the Freak. |
| 0:07.3 | That's about all you get. |
| 0:08.8 | Deadly crews. |
| 0:10.8 | For real, though. |
| 0:11.4 | No, honestly, quite. |
| 0:12.6 | It could be the deadliest cruise. |
| 0:14.4 | I think so. |
| 0:15.6 | And one guy really bitches it up talking about it. |
| 0:18.3 | We'll get to that. |
| 0:19.3 | Also, we have to pick apart another heartwarming |
| 0:23.5 | story. We can't just let it go and be heartwarming. It looks like something's up to me, Dave. |
| 0:29.5 | A paper airplane song request spirals out of control on the show. We'll get to that. Speaking of |
| 0:36.2 | out of control, a proposal at a Red Sox game, |
| 0:40.7 | gone wrong. Yeah, and that this one doesn't even look set up. This one looks legit. It's not set up |
| 0:46.5 | just a lady who hates a man. Oh God. And doesn't want anything to do with him. The pussycat dolls |
| 0:52.2 | have some sad news for their fans. Oh no. Which led to Chuck |
| 0:56.4 | doing his interpretation of a pussycat doll song that was completely wrong. And also Ryan makes |
| 1:03.1 | a startling revelation as well. A nude guy chases people with a drill on the beach. A man steals |
| 1:09.9 | a car and drives it to the police station for some reason. |
| 1:14.4 | And a nude crackhead on your couch. |
| 1:17.5 | Oh no, Dave, not again. |
| 1:19.0 | Did Amber hire that guy? |
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