Monday, May 4th 2026 Dave and Chuck the Freak Full Show
Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show
Dave & Chuck the Freak
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🗓️ 4 May 2026
⏱️ 200 minutes
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Summary
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TIME TOPIC
0:00 Podcast intro with Dave & Chuck "The Freak"
0:01 - - - AD MARKER - - -
0:01 Dave got himself trapped in the lobby this morning
0:12 Experiment to test effects of isolation for potential future space flights
0:17 Things you didn't know the truth about until embarrassingly later in life
0:26 NEWS
0:26 Spirit Airlines officially ceased operations
0:32 Plane hit a truck and a light poll as it was coming in for a landing
0:37 Humanoid robot caused flight delay
0:40 Woman walked into a gas station, started firing a gun
0:45 Woman attacked by rabid fox
0:49 Update on GoFundMe for old delivery guy
0:58 - - - AD MARKER - - -
0:58 How we would handle an emergency situation
1:10 CELEBRITY DIRT
1:10 NBA and NHL playoffs update
1:11 First female trainer to win Kentucky Derby
1:13 Teacher/wrestling coach snapped over 6-7, assaulted a student
1:16 Britney is dancing on IG right after getting out of rehab
1:19 Olivia Wilde's appearance trashed by trolls on social media
1:21 Spencer Pratt mayoral race
1:24 Weekend box office numbers
1:26 The best live action Star Wars characters ranked
1:28 Movie about a swamp being terrorized by a hippo
1:34 - - - AD MARKER - - -
1:34 IDIOT CRIMINAL OF THE DAY
1:34 Guy broke into car, found mannequin with Michael Myers mask, opened fire on it
1:42 Guy in custody took off shoe and spoke into it like a phone
1:51 Woman accused of setting her boyfriend's home on fire
2:08 Family discovered a man was living in they closet
2:11 Perv crashes a group of ladies having a picnic
2:15 World's biggest nudist beach resort ruined by swinger sex sessions
2:22 DOUCHEBAG OF THE DAY
2:22 Pizza delivery driver hit a customer with his car for not tipping
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2:26 Guy terrorizing his neighborhood by Haning nude out of his window
2:32 Guy found nude in a fountain
2:33 Naked guy in a laundromat
2:37 Guy lead police on slow-speed chase in a front end loader
2:43 Roller coaster has been triggering accidental 911 calls
2:47 Students created a couch car
2:52 - - - AD MARKER - - -
2:52 Update on Dave's earlier symptoms
2:55 NEWS
2:55 Guy wandering neighborhood with a knife
2:58 An online gamer stopped a school shooting
3:02 Woman saved a guy from a burning car
3:05 - - - AD MARKER - - -
3:05 Hiker had to be rescued
3:10 10-year-old cat chased off a coyote
3:13 Live-in dog companion
3:16 - - - AD MARKER - - -
3:16 BADASS OF THE DAY
3:16 18-year-old student pilot flying by her self safely landed plane after engine failure
END OF SHOW
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| 0:00.0 | Well, it's the Monday edition of Dave and Chuck the Freak on this 4th of May. May the 4th be with you and also Chuck's birthday. Yes. And coming up on the show today, we'll start with some things you misunderstood for years. Some of them are wild. Where does Chuck keep his butt plug? Wait a second now. You might be surprised. This all came up when I thought I was having an on-air heart attack. Here, let me show you where it is. So stick around for that. Crooks shoot at a mannequin. Why did it scare them so much? And why does Chuck's mannequin freak me out so much? What? It's just a mannequin. Why was a Florida man talking into his shoe? |
| 0:39.9 | Why wouldn't you? |
| 0:41.1 | We'll get to the bottom of that. |
| 0:42.5 | A woman sets her boyfriend's shed on fire. |
| 0:46.2 | Yes, he was living in a shed. |
| 0:47.5 | But she threatened to huff and puff and blow his house down. |
| 0:53.8 | That led to a deep dive into the discovery that most nursery rhymes are deadly terrifying. |
| 1:00.7 | Terrifying. |
| 1:01.6 | So scary. |
| 1:02.8 | We'll get into that. |
| 1:03.5 | A man hiding in a closet, a pervert at a picnic, and a nudist resort turned sexual, which made us look at some of the pictures from |
| 1:15.0 | the place, and it almost blew my undies off. |
| 1:18.5 | Yeah. |
| 1:19.0 | Well, not in a good way. |
| 1:21.2 | Not in a good way. |
| 1:22.2 | Not in a good way. |
| 1:24.0 | I mean, I could see how that would happen, but not in a good way. All that and much |
| 1:28.7 | more coming up on today's edition of Dave and Chuck the Freak. Where am I? This place is incredible. |
| 1:33.7 | Cotton candy everywhere. Rainbow candy, I'm never leaving. You're in a radio studio. Snap out of it. |
| 1:39.5 | I can taste it. The sweet cotton candy. All the fruity candy. That's what I'm talking about. Cotton candy and |
| 1:45.1 | fruity rainbow five-hour energy shots. All that candy-style flavor, zero sugar. Wait, so this is real? |
| 1:51.5 | Yeah, portable two-ounce shots with a tasty caffeine kick. So I can live in a candy world without |
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