Tuesday, May 26th 2026 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show
Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show
Dave & Chuck the Freak
4.6 • 2.6K Ratings
🗓️ 26 May 2026
⏱️ 125 minutes
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Summary
*Timestamps are approximate*
TIME TOPIC
0:00 Podcast intro with Dave & Chuck "The Freak"
0:01 - - - AD MARKER - - -
0:01 High school gym teacher called cops on hooker who stole his money
0:03 Hiker who accidentally shot himself
0:06 Truck spilled its cargo of beer all over the highway
0:07 The man with the world's smallest penis
0:19 - - - AD MARKER - - -
0:19 Ferris wheel caught fire
0:25 Hypnos therapist was touching patients during sessions
0:31 Boss who wants proof if you call off for diarrhea
0:34 Tourist tried to mount a cow
0:40 The most frequently searched questions about sex
0:48 - - - AD MARKER - - -
0:48 Car crashed into woman's house
0:51 Guy took slot machines from house
0:55 A guy scared off a bear that invaded a picnic area
0:58 Guy paid for taxi ride with credit card, got scammed for $3K
1:04 Guy's billboard looking for a date
1:14 THOSE CRAZY CANADIANS
1:14 Guy who works in the arctic was killed by polar bears
1:18 - - - AD MARKER - - -
1:18 ASK DAVE * CHUCK "THE FREAK"
1:18 EMAIL: A guy who works out in his gym is always moaning and groaning
1:26 EMAIL: Used mouth, 2 hands and a foot on his lady, he had to carry her to the shower
1:38 EMAIL: Wife wants a divorce over his work schedule, should he scale back?
1:42 EMAIL: he and girlfriend have crazy coke sex
1:48 - - - AD MARKER - - -
1:48 Guy busted running multiple rub & tugs
1:57 - - - AD MARKER - - -
1:57 Guy has heart attack right after winning a jackpot
2:01 Police officer used city cameras to spy on his wife
END OF SHOW
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Coming up on the Tuesday edition of Dave and Chuck the Freak, we get started early on with a story that makes Chuck feel really good about himself. |
| 0:07.3 | Yes. |
| 0:07.8 | The man with the world's smallest penis that is not him. |
| 0:11.6 | It's so relieving. |
| 0:13.1 | It's way smaller than his. |
| 0:15.7 | Unbelievably. |
| 0:16.2 | A boss who wants proof if you call off of work because of diarrhea. |
| 0:21.9 | What? |
| 0:22.5 | You need to prove it. |
| 0:24.0 | No way. |
| 0:25.2 | The most frequently searched questions about sex, we dig into that. |
| 0:29.4 | We'll talk about a guy who put up a billboard to try and find a date. |
| 0:33.7 | Is it desperate or is it genius? |
| 0:35.8 | Wasn't me. |
| 0:37.0 | A guy has Chuck Luck. Right after |
| 0:39.5 | he wins a jackpot. |
| 0:41.3 | No. Something terrible |
| 0:43.2 | happens to him. Did he lose his legs? |
| 0:45.6 | Worse. Oh no. |
| 0:47.2 | Also, a cop uses city |
| 0:49.2 | surveillance to spy |
| 0:51.1 | on his wife. We'll get into that |
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