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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Monday, May 25th 2026 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.62.6K Ratings

🗓️ 25 May 2026

⏱️ 178 minutes

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Summary

*Timestamps are approximate*

TIME TOPIC

0:00 Podcast intro with Dave & Chuck "The Freak"

0:01   - - - AD MARKER - - -

0:01 Relator got fired after posting a pic of what his female boss did at an open house

0:14 Pot exploded while a woman was making soup

0:21 Woman called 911 on herself while carjacking

0:23 Guy claimed to be Garth Brooks when he was arrested

0:29 Former mayor caught on the toilet during a virtual meeting

0:32 Update on old guy who put antiques in his butt and returned them to the shelf

0:37 Baby born on the floor of a Golden Corral bathroom

0:43 A guy on My 600 lbs. Life dealing with 100lbs mass between his legs

0:51   - - - AD MARKER - - -

0:51 What happened when you overdid it with edibles

1:08 100-person brawl at a funeral home

1:12 Female tourist seen bathing topless in a fountain

1:15 Walmart thief made getaway on electric scooter

1:18 Guy in The Villages lead police on chase with his golf cart

1:20 Woman who says she has not slept in 30 years

1:27 Americans answer poll: How weird are you?

1:30 Guy opened his car door on biker who was lane-splitting

1:33   - - - AD MARKER - - -

1:33 Bottomless lady attacked a driver on the side of the road

1:38 Gymgoer was launched out of a window after falling on the treadmill

1:43 Couple found giant mystery hold under their hot tub 

1:51 Old woman became the oldest person to compete for Miss Texas USA

1:59 Woman who makes money selling messages written using her toes

2:05   - - - AD MARKER - - -

2:05   ASK DAVE & CHUCK "THE FREAK"

2:05 EMAIL: She is a physical therapist, should she drop a patient who gets aroused during therapy

2:13 EMAIL: Getting sick of girlfriends testing him

2:18 EMAIL: Wife wants him to constantly check in with her during a guys trip

2:21 EMAIL: Girlfriend wants him to choose between her and his dog

2:26 EMAIL: Dating girl for 4 months, all she talks about is his money

2:31   - - - AD MARKER - - -

2:31 How your guy is unmanly

2:45   - - - AD MARKER - - -

2:45 Brawl at fast food restaurant after customers attack the cashier

2:52   - - - AD MARKER - - -

2:52 Douche threw a temper tantrum on his 39th birthday

  END OF SHOW


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by state law coming up on the memorial day edition of dave and chuck the freak a realtor posted a

1:02.5

picture of what his female boss left behind at an open house rhymes with turd oh my God. Former mayor caught pantsless on the toilet during a

1:13.9

virtual meeting. What happened when you overdid it on edibles? Well, what I did was, don't believe him.

1:22.7

An old guy from the villages flees from the cops in a golf cart. That's just another day in the villages.

1:28.3

Yeah. Also, we want to know how weird are you? A bottomless lady attacks a driver on the side of the road.

1:36.3

Oh my God, that's my dream. A drive-by snatch. A woman who makes money selling messages to guys that she wrote using her feet. Jesus. And during

1:47.0

Ask Dave and Chuck the Freak, should a physical therapist drop her patient, an old guy that keeps

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