Tuesday, January 6th 2026 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

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4.4 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 6 January 2026

⏱️ 199 minutes

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Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about overstaying your welcome, words that should be banished, teen bought struggling restaurant, old driver hit landscaper, people stuck in Caribbean after Venezuela raid, people robbing nerds after buying collectibles, kids saved bus driver when she stopped breathing, NFL coaches who were released, 60-year-old becomes oldest to compete in speed skating trials, all of Kim Kardashian’s kids got a puppy for Christmas, Mickey Rourke GoFundMe, teen influencer turned 18 and made $2.3M in first day on OnlyFans, Stranger Things bonus episode, bus driver got off bus to bang a guy, elderly threesome gone wrong, man had gun hidden under fake boobs, surgeon stripped naked in bathroom and texted co-worker, things stuck in penises last year, perv at Mexican restaurant accused of hiding cameras, 2 guys and a lady busted running rub and tug, mailman tried to run over kid he thought was a porch pirate, father injured after line cutting incident, and more!

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0:00.0	Dave and Chuck the Freak.
0:05.7	Text us for 6969.
0:23.6	All right.
0:26.6	How's it going? It is a new day, a new month, a new year.
0:31.3	Yeah.
0:32.6	All so exciting.
0:34.0	Yep.
0:34.5	And we thank you for joining us here on Dave and Chuck the Freak on this sixth day of January
0:38.9	26. Cheers. Cheers to you. Cheers. I had alcohol in my office. Can we start with that?
0:47.4	Yeah. Let's do it up. New Year's say moves out. I got a long street going. Let's end it.
0:53.0	Why can't I log in anything? Are you having a dry? Oh, just I've never, I don't. You're always dry. Yeah, I'm always dry. Yeah. I've been dry for years. Like an 80-year-old woman. Oh, Jesus. God. I have not. I mean, Jason, how long has it been for you since you've had booze?
1:12.8	Like 11 years. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah. Long time. Yeah. Yeah. My God. You even sent me a tip about booze. So you're at a place where it doesn't bother you at all. No. Yeah, that's good. No. Do your thing, man.
1:27.7	It's fun.
1:29.0	A really good bird.
1:29.7	Oh, yeah.
1:30.1	You know, you know how fun it is. Let's get it cranking, I'll party with you. No, no. Come on, Jay, crack it open. I got some pills and so. Well, well, this is not how I expected. New Year, right? New Year, yeah, no. I did not.
1:44.2	Hey, let's end all of our streets. It's a big drug-fueled orgy. Yeah. Well, who's having sex? I didn't mean orgy as than sexual orgy. Like a drug orgy. Yeah, like a drug orgy. Everyone, I think I've got schnops. Everyone remain clothed. Yeah. schnots.
1:59.8	That's what you have in there?
2:01.6	Well, I got a bunch of little
2:02.8	shooters. I think I got a bottle of wine, a couple of Miller lights. Oh, my. Wow. This party got pretty lame. We got schnops and Miller light. Oh, boy. You could have some phone with some schnops and Miller, I guess. Sure. And some pills.
2:18.0	Yep.
2:18.3	You do enough.
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