Monday, January 5th 2026 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

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4.4 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 5 January 2026

⏱️ 200 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about coming back from vacation, update on Lisa, Dave slept in and almost missed a flight, airport wheelchair that automatically returns to starting point, guy humming airport bathroom next to Dave to cover poop noises, guy who admits to pooping himself to keep spot at Times Square for NYE, Island Boy arrested, Waymo drove into an active fire scene, Uber driver swerving and driving erratically, rideshare driver and passenger injured after shooting, family received hundreds of Amazon packages, Jason was sick before break, Tom Brady dating Alix Earle, Will Ferrell dressed as ref at hockey game, Will Smith being sued for sexual misconduct, Mickey Rourke starts GoFundMe for rent, big ball from Indiana Jones stunt hits worker, death of MTV, Jelly Roll lost weight, update on Lisa, dispute over KFC gravy leads to stabbing, guy woke up to burglar touching his penis and peeing on him, woman bit a man’s penis when he attacked her, woman chased BF with car and ran him over, man suing Outback Steakhouse after toilet shattered under him, nude man wearing a mask robbed meat market, man exposed himself in front of hotel guests, things in our butts in 2025, woman crashes and is ejected into pool, woman set a Walmart on fire for New Year’s, guy was trying to take upskirts at laundromat, man stole mandolins, and more!

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0:00.0	Dave and Chuck the Freak at Dave and Chuck on X. Hello there.
0:29.5	Thrilled to be back with you on this Monday, the 5th of January.
0:33.7	Thrilled is the best way to describe it, right?
0:35.2	Yeah, I think so.
0:36.1	Thrilled.
0:37.0	Good morning, everybody.
0:38.2	Thanks for joining us.
0:39.1	Happy due year, everybody.
0:40.5	Happy do you.
0:42.0	We are back and it is great.
0:46.0	I'm just happy to be here.
0:47.4	We all are happy to be here.
0:50.3	Not, well, probably happy to not be here, but not in the situation she's in is Lisa way.
0:57.6	No.
0:58.2	Uh, because she's still, you know, in case you missed it, is she broke her femur a couple weeks ago.
1:03.7	So, um, she is still recovering and still high as a kite.
1:08.9	She had a high holiday.
1:10.9	Oh, man.
1:11.6	Let me tell you.
1:12.3	So we hope to chat with her this week.
1:15.7	We'll get an idea of how that's going to look.
1:19.1	Maybe, I don't know.
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