Tuesday, December 30th 2025 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

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4.4 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 30 December 2025

⏱️ 175 minutes

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Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a shoplifter who exposed himself, the story that you’ll take to the grave, what an idiot did with a laser, the shocking confession that someone made to you, what happened to the guy who ignored a road closed sign, the worst thing a woman has said to you, a listener who believes that her husband may be possessed by the devil, when you got “Daved”, what you may see in your girlfriend’s b-hole, what a Mexican rapper did when he went nutes, a guy who is obsessed with an OnlyFans farter, how far a man went to kill a cockroach and more!

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0:00.0	Dave and Chuck the Freak Facebook.com slash Dave and Chuck the Freak fans.
0:12.7	You know when Karen's demand to talk to the manager, but they're still behaving in a way that's not going to get them any sympathy.
0:21.5	This is like the idiot criminal version of that.
0:24.4	Okay.
0:25.0	A 42-year-old guy in Canada was arrested.
0:27.6	Someone called the police to say that he was causing a disturbance at a restaurant.
0:33.4	He was intoxicated.
0:34.8	He refused to leave.
0:35.8	So the cops came to the restaurant, wrote him up, gave him a ticket, then drove him home.
0:42.0	But he was still pissed.
0:45.4	So he drove himself to the police station and demanded to talk to the manager about his arrest.
0:54.7	Problem is, he was still showing signs of impairment.
0:58.9	Oh, yeah.
0:59.5	So they made him take a breath, Elizer, and he failed.
1:02.7	Yes.
1:03.6	So this time, they arrested him.
1:05.9	They didn't just give him a ticket.
1:07.6	He was arrested for DUI, and he had his license taken away.
1:12.1	They don't really have a person you can go to and complain to, do they?
1:17.5	Oh, the sergeant. Yeah, the cops. You can call. There's like so supervised.
1:20.8	There's a sergeant. Yeah, you can't ask. There's always a boss. But I mean, are they really going to be like, what?
1:26.0	What happened?
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