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🗓️ 29 December 2025
⏱️ 149 minutes
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Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about what a drunk priest stole, when you were dumped because of your hobby, a dude who had a rocket launcher in his car, how to catch a perv, a human head in the freezer, sounding problems, a listener who wants advice on dating a 20-year-old, the most embarrassing thing that your parents did, what a guy ripped right off of his body while attempting a backflip off of a boat, what happened to the guy who tried to steal bacon and ammo in his pants and more!
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| 0:00.0 | Dave and Chuck the Freak on Instagram at Dave and Chuck the Freak. |
| 0:12.4 | We're going to get started with this. |
| 0:24.8 | Yeah. We're going to get started with this. You're a douche. |
| 0:25.8 | I'm not a douche. |
| 0:26.7 | You're a stupid douche. |
| 0:27.7 | You are so a douche. |
| 0:28.8 | I'm nominating you for the biggest douche in the universe award, you douche. |
| 0:31.5 | Dave and Chuck the freak salute. |
| 0:34.2 | The douchebag of the day. |
| 0:36.7 | And with this, we'll play once again, because we had so much fun last time. |
| 0:40.9 | What did he steal? |
| 0:43.2 | Okay. |
| 0:44.0 | Okay. |
| 0:44.7 | Okay. |
| 0:45.3 | A Roman Catholic priest. |
| 0:47.6 | Oh, boy. |
| 0:48.4 | Is stepping away from his role as pastor of a church after he was accused of shoplifting two things from a Walmart store. |
| 1:02.4 | Oh, God. |
| 1:04.3 | I don't think I'll get this one. |
| 1:06.2 | And then he led cops on a drunken chase. |
| 1:11.2 | That's not a clue. That's not a clue. |
| 1:12.6 | That's not a clue. |
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