Tuesday, August 20th 2019 Dave & Chuck the Freak Podcast

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Dave & Chuck the Freak

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🗓️ 20 August 2019

⏱️ 201 minutes

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Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the age you were when you first accomplished life milestones, a man that got stuck in a tree trying to rescue a cat, Kevin Smith working on a Masters of the Universe reboot, a pitbull that fought off a shark to save its owner, a guy hospitalized after getting a metal nut stuck on his 'strangulated' penis, a dude that was left with blistering open wounds on his groin when he tried using hair removing cream on his pubes, leaving your glasses on during sex, man caught masturbating at construction site wanted by Florida deputies, a criminal that committed 12 crimes in 21 minutes, and more!

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0:00.0	All right, hi there. It's 16 right now on Dave and Chuck the free Connoisse day morning.
0:19.0	It's the 20th day of August. Thanks for being here. I have a little bit of a dilemma.
0:27.7	I need your help with. Okay. What a little scared. Don't be scared, Lisa. He's afraid of me when he said that.
0:33.1	Well, yeah, because I really, it's, it's, I need your opinion more than the guys. Okay. Okay.
0:38.8	Okay. So you guys know I've had like a heel spur. Yeah. You said you've been dealing with it.
0:45.0	Sorry. Yeah. Lisa made Lisa laugh. Yeah. Yeah. Your heel spur. I have three things going on with myself right now.
0:51.6	Yeah. I got tonight is some my elbow. I got a heel spur. Sure. And I got a shoulder blade problem.
0:58.8	Those are odd. Those are odd ones. I know they really are so weird parts of the body happens when we work out.
1:04.0	It's it. That's it. So I, all three things I'm seeing in car park for them are getting better.
1:08.6	But one of the things they've suggested is that if I, because you know, I love muffle.
1:14.3	Yeah. Oh, well, yeah. It's all our flops. Yeah. It's your flop. It's not my, it's not my
1:20.1	flops fault, but it doesn't help. Right. It does not help. So if I wanted to continue to wear like,
1:27.3	you know, flip flops and sandals I had to buy special ones. Like the old man ones. Yeah.
1:33.2	Or the. So I got a pair of black ones that I think are pretty under the radar. Like, you know,
1:38.5	you wouldn't really notice unless you studied them, you wouldn't notice that they were special.
1:43.2	Special. The brown ones. I got. I believe make me look like I'm a challenged man.
1:51.5	They've tall challenged. Yeah. Older man. I'm wearing them. Let me see. Let me see.
1:57.7	We've had a shoe dilemma with you. No, we have it. I also do. The sandals could look
2:03.0	like, yes, again, you know, it's real bad. And not a good one. Okay. But sometimes when people
2:11.7	have physical disabilities, they get those gigantic lift in their shoes. Right. Right.
2:17.8	What I'm saying, I do know what it reminds me of. Very tall on the bottom end. Yes. Something has
2:23.3	scrawl gone wrong in the womb with their bodies. Yes. And they have to get special shoes.
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