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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Monday, August 19th 2019 Dave & Chuck the Freak Podcast

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.42.6K Ratings

🗓️ 19 August 2019

⏱️ 204 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a listener that is worried about a naughty dream his girlfriend had, a woman that thought she was having kidney stones but ended up having triplets, Heather Locklear sentenced to 30 days in a mental health facility, a home that was taken over by vomiting vultures, people who have actually participated in cuddle therapy, people that wear underwear for more than one day, guys with excessively sweaty balls, a town dealing with someone planting creepy dolls around the city, a sex toy company giving employees time off for masturbation, things the average person loves to complain about, a couple that faked a pregnancy/birth/death of baby to get donations, and more!

Transcript

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0:00.0

The

0:04.4

Daven Chukta Freak.

0:18.2

And hi, good morning to you. On a Monday it is Daven Chukta Freak with you.

0:21.8

Thanks for being with us. On this 19th day of August Lisa's already rocking out. She's

0:26.9

was not a coffee in me right now.

0:30.3

It's my new thing. That's a coffee. My new thing. Yeah, I'm all on time. Trying to get the

0:36.4

bang going. Get the bang rolling. Yeah, you have to on a Monday. So tired I want to throw up.

0:43.2

Yeah, that's not good. Yeah, to be honest, I'm your tombstone.

0:48.9

So tired of what he was so tired. He was so tired. He died. My ulyge will just be like,

0:54.0

he was a tired, tired man. Often times he would vomit in the mornings because it hurts so bad.

1:00.1

Oh, he was tired. He was very tired. This is one thing I remember. So tired, he was. Two things I

1:06.9

know about him. He was tired and he hated exercise and healthy living. And that's what killed him.

1:14.9

So let's get to a couple of emails out of the gate here. This one is, I guess this guy's lucky.

1:20.8

It wasn't worse. His girlfriend reached out to me and us and said, Hey, I'm a few days behind,

1:28.4

but I listened to your podcast daily. I was listening to the you guys talk about boy scouts.

1:33.5

Remember we talked last week about how like there's hundreds of boy scout leaders now that have been

1:38.9

Oh, yeah. Kind of named them this new lawsuit. Dead one. Yeah, Pat a failure. She says,

1:45.0

my fiance is an eagle scout and was always telling me about how chill his leader was said they

1:52.1

actually still keep in touch and whatnot. Well, a few weeks back, he freaks out sending me an article.

1:58.6

His leader was arrested for being inappropriate with boys to put it lightly. Yeah. Once my fiance

2:06.1

saw the article, he had a wave of memories. He must have buried. Oh, geez. Not not that bad. God.

2:12.7

He said he remembers his leader was texting him when he was around 16 telling him how he should

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