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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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🗓️ 29 September 2025

⏱️ 109 minutes

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How did Lazlo get his ex-wife to watch football? And what were parents feeding their kids in the 80s and 90s? Jeriney pays us a visit! SlimFast and Lazlo discuss dating app expectations, and Lazlo shares the stats on how likely your kid is to be yours (spoiler alert: it’s low). Lazlo and SlimFast are blown away by how many country singers have “Brian” or “Bryant” in their name. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast cover the multiple mass shootings over the weekend, new evidence in the Yogurt Shop murders after 30 years, two 14-year-old girls who stole 25 guinea pigs, Bad Bunny headlining the Super Bowl, a man admitting to killing his parents on TV, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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0:00.0	The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
0:11.0	Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.
0:18.0	For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.
0:23.8	And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt
0:31.2	to poison and destroy my brothers.
0:34.4	And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.
0:41.9	Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.
0:47.2	Yo!
0:48.3	My man, how are you?
0:49.5	Never been better in my life.
0:50.7	How are you?
0:50.9	Good, good, good, good, good.
0:52.4	Good.
0:52.8	How was your weekend?
0:53.7	It was fine. Really, no problems. I didn't do much. Did you win some money? Maybe a little, not much. Really? Yeah, you? Well, I don't... No, not really, because I barely bet. But, all of our teams won. I mean, the Chiefs suddenly look... Great. Like the Chiefs, I don't know. I wasn't expecting that.
1:14.0	I wasn't expecting that. I wouldn't expect that either. I still think... When I see Ravens on the schedule, I think that's a tough one, and especially when the Chiefs have been struggling to get anything done. And so really, I didn't... I mean, I feel like they had a 50-50 chance. I didn't... I wasn't leaning Chief's win yesterday or rings. I really didn't know. I certainly didn't. I mean, I felt, I feel like they had 50-50 chance. I didn't, I wasn't
1:27.6	leaning Chiefs win yesterday or rings. I really didn't know. Certainly didn't think that was going to happen. So that was exciting. Lions are... They look good? Good. I mean, the Chiefs have to play the Lions soon. Mazoo? Did you win any money on Missou? I did not. Did you? That's the one game I think I did win some money on, but I just bet.
1:45.7	I don't remember what I bet.
1:46.5	I bet I'm like with the points or something.
1:47.9	I didn't win that. I did not. Did you? That's the one game I think I did win some money on, but I just bet.
1:45.7	I don't remember what I bet. I bet I'm like with the points or something. I didn't win that much money, but I don't know anything about college football. I'm trying Lazzo. I know. You love Lazzuz. It's good. I see UMass, and I know nothing about whether or not that's a real team. It's not.
1:59.4	So I look them up and, you know, my, my AI buddy says,
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